The Junkyard Dog denied he had sex with Monica and wagged his finger in the world's faces to help sell how ademently he was proclaiming his innocence, and would have gone to his grave thinking he'd sold it to everyone.
But then one day someone in his inner circle had to sit him down and ask, "Sir, um...ah, sir, do you a...do you ever recall blowing your load on a blue knit dress Ms. Lewinsky was wearing?" Sir...SIR!!! Help! The president's fainted..."
As I've posted before, I'd pay a lot for a pic of the look on Slick's face the instant he'd processed his aide's damning revelation.
Just curious how many married ladies in here would buy their husband's assertion that a BJ does not constitute having sexual relations with a woman?
But then one day someone in his inner circle had to sit him down and ask, "Sir, um...ah, sir, do you a...do you ever recall blowing your load on a blue knit dress Ms. Lewinsky was wearing?" Sir...SIR!!! Help! The president's fainted..."
As I've posted before, I'd pay a lot for a pic of the look on Slick's face the instant he'd processed his aide's damning revelation.
Just curious how many married ladies in here would buy their husband's assertion that a BJ does not constitute having sexual relations with a woman?