This Dude wins: Man puts a Aqua Dam around his house and relaxes

[ClosedCaption]

They laughed at him...until they were all wet. $9000 well spent

 

[Wyatt earp]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

 

[Katzndogz]

He will be called a racist.

 

[konradv]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..

 

[Wyatt earp]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..

Read the bible and don't take it out of context, heathen

 

[konradv]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also.

Read the bible and don't take it out of context, heathen

I have. Didn't find a single verse about "liberal progressives". Could it be that you're the one taking things out of context?

 

[TNHarley]

I would have laughed at noah. And then when he died of pain from his arthritis and cramps, I would have laughed some more.

 

[TNHarley]

Like the reason peter the hermit invading Jerusalem. "where is your apocalypse now, faggot"?

 

[ClosedCaption]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

I find made up people hilarious. I watch the Simpsons

 

[bodecea]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..

Read the bible and don't take it out of context, heathen

The bible.....lolololol

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Good for him. I've thought about other options to make a home flood proof such as setting up a manufactured home on a platform set on barrels, the way many floating houses are built. Luckily I don't live in a flood zone.

Here's another genius idea almost nobody down there possesses the brains to do. Buy an insurance policy from the federal flood insurance program. People don't buy it, but then expect taxpayers to rebuild their homes for them when the floods come. Fuk'em.

 

[Katzndogz]

I would have laughed at noah. And then when he died of pain from his arthritis and cramps, I would have laughed some more.

Noah didn't start having children until he was 500 years old. How about you?

 

[TNHarley]

I would have laughed at noah. And then when he died of pain from his arthritis and cramps, I would have laughed some more.

Noah didn't start having children until he was 500 years old. How about you?

I was 764 when I had my first kid. I was waiting for the right woman..

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

They laughed at him for 120 years. I bet when the water started rising he looked at them from the bow, pointed at them, and uttered the most roaring belly laugh in history.

Or at least that's what I would have done.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I would have laughed at noah. And then when he died of pain from his arthritis and cramps, I would have laughed some more.

You laughing at a guy who could still have have sex at 500 years old?



You would be lucky to get a hard on with four popsicle sticks and duck tape at 70 years old.

 

[TNHarley]

I would have laughed at noah. And then when he died of pain from his arthritis and cramps, I would have laughed some more.

You laughing at a guy who could still have have sex at 500 years old?



You would be lucky to get a hard on with four popsicle sticks and duck tape at 70 years old.

Im laughing at the idea of someone being that old. Im laughing at a story about a guy building an ark for the end of the world.
I guess its a good thing he did keep two of all animals. How else would we have evolved from apes?

 

[aaronleland]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

I didn't laugh at Noah. It wasn't a bad movie, but it was actually kind of depressing.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

Noah never existed, so your argument is a false premise.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

I didn't laugh at Noah. It wasn't a bad movie, but it was actually kind of depressing.

And it had nothing to do with the real Noah.

 

[TNHarley]

You liberal progressives laughed at Noah also..


So what's your point?

Noah never existed, so your argument is a false premise.

How do you know?