Abishai100
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This is a TrumpUSA report-parody inspired by Dave.
Signing off (Happy Halloween),
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"Trump was making all kinds of jokes about how he could 'spin' the various anti-TrumpUSA street-protests. There were even political cartoons about his sarcastic tweets!"
"However, Bruce Wayne wasn't amused at all, since he thought such public expressions of diffidence/apathy might just prompt terrorists/psychos to strike at the 'heart' of TrumpUSA. Fortunately, Bruce Wayne (prominent socialite-businessman) was also the masked urban vigilante known as 'the Batman' and set out to monitor the city-streets after Trump tweeted his sarcastic remarks."
"Batman was concerned that all this modern era urban 'activity' related to capitalism and commerce would somehow open up a 'demonic' voyeuristic 'mechanical-eye' (from the sea of networking tech-toys like smartphones) that would be completely 'unforgiving' about any sarcastic remark/sentiment regarding the formulaic features of consumerism (e.g., Wall Street, European Union, eTrade, etc.). Batman wondered if Trump's tweets had not already opened up some 'metaphysical mechanical eye' that 'peered' the soul of every American consumer during this holiday season."
"Batman had guessed correctly. A psychotic family read Trump's tweets and decided to don masks and head out and murder 15 policemen in just one weekend in L.A. This psychotic bunch called themselves 'The Strangers' and believed they were some kind of 'urban gloom' messengers of consumerism-related (e.g., NASDAQ, Amazon, etc.) apathy/diffidence/sloth. The Strangers wanted to strike fear into the complacent heart (or eye!) of consumerism-drenched America. The Strangers despised the fact that the U.S. President was once a casino-baron in Atlantic City (New Jersey)."
BATMAN: Now that you're in Arkham Asylum, can you talk to me?
STRANGER: Always honored to speak with my arresting-officer.
BATMAN: I'm not a cop, but I am a friend of the law!
STRANGER: What do you want to know, 'Batman'?
BATMAN: I suppose you're cynical about my pro-America crusade.
STRANGER: Nah, you're an idealist, a romantic; it's kind of interesting.
BATMAN: So why do you hate TrumpUSA?
STRANGER: Well, what's not to loathe about a cheeseburger-cafe?
BATMAN: Do you feel that consumerism/capitalism is a 'malady'?
STRANGER: Just think; cholesterol creates sweat...and fury.
BATMAN: There're ways to deal with restlessness; crime doesn't pay.
STRANGER: Crime may not pay, but it certainly 'provokes.'
BATMAN: Why didn't you consider art or philosophy as a way to 'vent'?
STRANGER: I'm not a 'poet' like you, Batman; I'm merely a 'servant.'
BATMAN: You're a servant of Hell, but in Arkham, you'll find illumination.
STRANGER: We'll see what the doctors in Arkham can make of my mind.
BATMAN: I'm sure everyone's hopeful that you'll someday find God.
STRANGER: I wonder if America will someday find calm!
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Signing off (Happy Halloween),
====
"Trump was making all kinds of jokes about how he could 'spin' the various anti-TrumpUSA street-protests. There were even political cartoons about his sarcastic tweets!"
"However, Bruce Wayne wasn't amused at all, since he thought such public expressions of diffidence/apathy might just prompt terrorists/psychos to strike at the 'heart' of TrumpUSA. Fortunately, Bruce Wayne (prominent socialite-businessman) was also the masked urban vigilante known as 'the Batman' and set out to monitor the city-streets after Trump tweeted his sarcastic remarks."
"Batman was concerned that all this modern era urban 'activity' related to capitalism and commerce would somehow open up a 'demonic' voyeuristic 'mechanical-eye' (from the sea of networking tech-toys like smartphones) that would be completely 'unforgiving' about any sarcastic remark/sentiment regarding the formulaic features of consumerism (e.g., Wall Street, European Union, eTrade, etc.). Batman wondered if Trump's tweets had not already opened up some 'metaphysical mechanical eye' that 'peered' the soul of every American consumer during this holiday season."
"Batman had guessed correctly. A psychotic family read Trump's tweets and decided to don masks and head out and murder 15 policemen in just one weekend in L.A. This psychotic bunch called themselves 'The Strangers' and believed they were some kind of 'urban gloom' messengers of consumerism-related (e.g., NASDAQ, Amazon, etc.) apathy/diffidence/sloth. The Strangers wanted to strike fear into the complacent heart (or eye!) of consumerism-drenched America. The Strangers despised the fact that the U.S. President was once a casino-baron in Atlantic City (New Jersey)."
BATMAN: Now that you're in Arkham Asylum, can you talk to me?
STRANGER: Always honored to speak with my arresting-officer.
BATMAN: I'm not a cop, but I am a friend of the law!
STRANGER: What do you want to know, 'Batman'?
BATMAN: I suppose you're cynical about my pro-America crusade.
STRANGER: Nah, you're an idealist, a romantic; it's kind of interesting.
BATMAN: So why do you hate TrumpUSA?
STRANGER: Well, what's not to loathe about a cheeseburger-cafe?
BATMAN: Do you feel that consumerism/capitalism is a 'malady'?
STRANGER: Just think; cholesterol creates sweat...and fury.
BATMAN: There're ways to deal with restlessness; crime doesn't pay.
STRANGER: Crime may not pay, but it certainly 'provokes.'
BATMAN: Why didn't you consider art or philosophy as a way to 'vent'?
STRANGER: I'm not a 'poet' like you, Batman; I'm merely a 'servant.'
BATMAN: You're a servant of Hell, but in Arkham, you'll find illumination.
STRANGER: We'll see what the doctors in Arkham can make of my mind.
BATMAN: I'm sure everyone's hopeful that you'll someday find God.
STRANGER: I wonder if America will someday find calm!
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