Republican theme song
Whoever would have thought that anyone could give a flying fuck what Crystal Presley thinks about the world?! Who is she, some descendant from Elvis? Is she what the Left passes off as another sorry-ass excuse for a political "expert" now? Tell her I said to go get stuffed.
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store