USMB Coffee Shop IV

[Spinster]

Good night darlinks. I really do love you guys.

And we're still keeping vigil for

Harper (Save's granddaughter),
Pogo’s friend Pat and special comfort for Pogo,
TK, and TK's grandma,
Becki and Becki’s hubby,
The Ringels in difficult transition,
Mrs. O and SFCOllie,
GW's daughter, her friend Sachendra, and Sachendra's husband Bob and son Gary.
Noomi!!!
Ringel for wellness, rest, healing, and extra strength,
Nosmo's mom,
Mrs. Ringel's knee,
Pogo's brother,
Ernie's stop smoking project,
Chris's new job,
GW's new job,
Mr. Kat
For every happiness for Sherry and WQ,
Sherry’s Mom,
Mrs. BBD's knee,
Gracie's fur friend Karma,
All of us and those we care about who are looking for work,

And the light is left on for Againsheila, Alan, Noomi, Spoonman, Freedombecki, and all the others who we miss and hope to return.

That is neat but a little too weird. Lol!

Those in glass houses shouldn't....

 

[Manonthestreet]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

 

[Hossfly]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Fiat 500. I hate those things. Anyone who has driven on the Autostrada in Italy or the Autobahn in Germany will agree.

 

[saveliberty]

Mini Cooper

 

[Manonthestreet]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Fiat 500. I hate those things. Anyone who has driven on the Autostrada in Italy or the Autobahn in Germany will agree.

Is that the one the old fart dropped his Viagra into in the commercial?

 

[Manonthestreet]

Mini Cooper

Heard Brit cars are hard on the wallet upkeep wise

 

[Hossfly]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Fiat 500. I hate those things. Anyone who has driven on the Autostrada in Italy or the Autobahn in Germany will agree.

Is that the one the old fart dropped his Viagra into in the commercial?

Yep. Those old Fiat 500s in Italy and Germany could have used some Viagra. Imagine doing 130 MPH in a BMW and a Fiat 500 pulled out to pass another one at 50 MPH like the big trucks do here.

 

[Sherry]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

 

[Manonthestreet]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

There we go ...Fiat and mini cooper were listed......just checked Ebay can get a Mustang II for just over a grand

 

[Foxfyre]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

 

[Sherry]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

Don't tell WQ that Honda Accord is on the list.

 

[Foxfyre]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Fiat 500. I hate those things. Anyone who has driven on the Autostrada in Italy or the Autobahn in Germany will agree.

Is that the one the old fart dropped his Viagra into in the commercial?

Yep. Those old Fiat 500s in Italy and Germany could have used some Viagra. Imagine doing 130 MPH in a BMW and a Fiat 500 pulled out to pass another one at 50 MPH like the big trucks do here.

I used to drive a little yellow Mercury Capri many years ago--super neat little car that I could park just about anywhere and was perfect to get around in to make my calls. But as you exit Albuquerque on I-40 going west, you go up a long uninterrupted incline appropriately dubbed by the locals as 9-mile-hill. It doesn't look so steep but the big trucks have to work pretty hard and shift down through several gears to make the grade. And ,my under powered little Mercury didn't like it too much either and I would have it pretty well floor boarded by the time we got to the top.

So. . . .it was really embarrassing to be going up 9-mile-hill and see the VW Beetle behind me, gaining on me, and eventually effortlessly passing me while pulling a HUGE U-Haul trailer. It was one of the older ones though and not the one that was on Sherry's list.

 

[Foxfyre]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

Don't tell WQ that Honda Accord is on the list.

I always thought if we ever got away from Subarus, I would want an Accord. So I won't tell Hombre either.

 

[Sherry]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

Don't tell WQ that Honda Accord is on the list.

I always thought if we ever got away from Subarus, I would want an Accord. So I won't tell Hombre either.

I think it's a very practical and dependable vehicle, just like my Camry...they both have great track records.

 

[Foxfyre]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

Don't tell WQ that Honda Accord is on the list.

I always thought if we ever got away from Subarus, I would want an Accord. So I won't tell Hombre either.

I think it's a very practical and dependable vehicle, just like my Camry...they both have great track records.

That's why we stay with Subarus. We've been driving them since the late 1980's and every single one has been super dependable, functional, economical to run, needed minimal maintenance, and held its resale value. I have people now wanting to buy my 20-year-old Impreza Outback that still runs like a sewing machine.

 

[Hossfly]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

I have a '15 Forrester and it's saved my bacon a couple of times. Safest car I ever drove. The Eyesight feature is worth it's weight in gold and the Cruise Control is amazing.

 

[Foxfyre]

Need a girl car for the daughter....something no self respecting guy would be found dead in.......dont think I could talk her into the new Bug.......any suggestions

Top 25 Chick Cars That Guys Should Never Drive - Mens Magazine

Darn it, Sherry, you made me go through all 25 of them to assure myself that there wasn't a Subaru on the list. (There wasn't.) Because that is all we drive.

I have a '15 Forrester and it's saved my bacon a couple of times. Safest car I ever drove. The Eyesight feature is worth it's weight in gold and the Cruise Control is amazing.

We traded in our wonderful 2005 Forester with almost 200,000 mile on it for our new Legacy a few months ago. That was one terrific vehicle.

 

[Ernie S.]

I've been at Doc's getting opened up and decorating for out party tonight I can't believe that it's been 2 years. It's still fun!

 

[Foxfyre]

What would you have done?

A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway…… He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes……there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

She paid it and left without saying a word.

Well, what would you do?​

 

[Foxfyre]

I know, I know, that was an old joke.

But for our weekend class, let's do psychology.
Dr. Carol Ritberger, a renowned psychologist believes that there are 4 personality types: Red, Orange, Yellow and Green. Take this test to find out which color YOU are

A psychologist believes there are only four types of personality. Which one do you have?

For Foxfyre:
You have a GREEN personality! According to Dr. Carol Ritberger, you are generally an upbeat, "go with the flow" kind of person. You're a dreamer, so you love to create. You are fun-loving, optimistic, and a natural motivator. Dr. Ritberger adds that as a Green, you tend to hold tension in your neck and shoulders. Breathing will release this tension.