She intentionally got herself super-drunk. If someone puts on a blindfold and crashes their car, is that an accident.? THINK, you miserable wretch.
You do realize that the cheese has slid off your cracker and fallen into the toilet now, right? I do free-of-charge sessions for folks like you if you're light on scratch. No fire arms allowed though, okay?
The board notes you never addressed the point i raised and instead made a personal attack. Thanks for admitting i'm right.
The personal attack is yours. In bold.
Now go cram it back up your ass where it came from, shitstain.