Far more patient posters than I have 'splained all of the principles and nuances to you...I've watched them do so in the thread.
If you're so imbecilic as to not have allowed the least of those principles borrow their way into your thick skull, you're beyond salvage.
Just go watch some Gilligan's Island reruns and order a Dominos pizza.
Seen em all. Dominos is too greasy. Papa-Johns is better.