Two Thumbs
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A co-worker I had used to say
"There are 6 million ways to die. Choose one."
I always went with; hit by a bus. Going with the idea that it would go like this;
"Oh shit, a bus!" then it's over.
Worsts ways I could ever come up with were; set on fire, getting eaten or falling a long long ways.
but a current co-worker topped all that with this story that he passed on to me.
A martial instructor of his served in VN, one day his gun jammed, while fixing it a VC jumped in his foxhole with a knife. He flipped the VC, pinned him and then punched him in the balls until he stopped moving.
That's right, death by constant nut shot.
I don't think that can be topped in my lifetime.
"There are 6 million ways to die. Choose one."
I always went with; hit by a bus. Going with the idea that it would go like this;
"Oh shit, a bus!" then it's over.
Worsts ways I could ever come up with were; set on fire, getting eaten or falling a long long ways.
but a current co-worker topped all that with this story that he passed on to me.
A martial instructor of his served in VN, one day his gun jammed, while fixing it a VC jumped in his foxhole with a knife. He flipped the VC, pinned him and then punched him in the balls until he stopped moving.
That's right, death by constant nut shot.
I don't think that can be topped in my lifetime.