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Yep...this would be a completely different year had things gone differently in 2016.....
Kurt Schlichter - Seven Things Conservatives Should Be Thankful For
No. 1: Be Thankful That Hillary Is Not Our President.
Every day, it is a joy to awaken, unlike Hillary Clinton, without a hangover. Oh yes, and also to awaken knowing that Felonia von Pantsuit is not, and will never be, our president.
Can you imagine if she were? She is as vindictive as she is stupid, which means instead of ripping apart the regulatory state, she and her nanny-gestapo army of obedient aspiring liberal fascists would be sliding their slimy tentacles into every aspect of our lives. Do you think the GOPe would even resist? The weenies in Congress would jump at the chance for WaPo glory by embracing âbipartisanship,â which means giving that corrupt harpy everything she wants in the name of âcooperationâ and âreaching across the aisle.â Amnesty, tax hikes, gun grabs, speech bans â it would all be on the table. Freedom, not so much.
But because of Donald Trump, with the support of normal Americans, winning the election against all odds, none of that is happening. Savor our victory. And give thanks for Hillaryâs pain.
No. 5: Be Thankful We Have Fewer Perverts Than The Liberals.
Yeah, we have problems. Roy Moore selfishly remains in what was once a sure-thing race. But when he (probably) wins, itâll be because the Gropeocrats tossed him a life preserver in the shape of a coke-addled hack from Minnesota. Those âSenator Jailbait is the face of the GOP!â ads are gonna fall a little flat in 2018 when we havenât seen resignations from Senator Stuart Smarmy and Senator Hung Jury.
Just be thankful we donât have the problems liberals have. We conservatives always knew that liberalism was a giant scam designed to allow elitists to take power and exercise it without accountability; the left has now decided to make sure everyone knows it. From Kennedy to Clinton to Franken, from Fatty Arbuckle to Fatty Weinstein, liberal bona fides earned them a lifetime of free gropesâŚuntil now. Now liberalism is being exposed as the giant lie it always was.
Yeah, statistically some Republicans are going to be creeps, but that doesnât define them the way it does liberal icons. What matters is that now everyone sees the truth that liberalism is a lie, and we should be thankful for that.
No. 7: Be Thankful That We Have All The Guns.
Yes, we normals feel a certain tranquility knowing that, no matter what happens, at the end of the day, the liberal fascists canât actually make us do anything we donât want to do. As Mao noted, âPower grows from the barrel of a gun.â Mao got that right, if nothing else â the fact that the people of the United States retain the right to defend themselves from the kind of leftist oppression weâve seen in Venezuela and other hellholes liberals swoon over during their short Potemkin village visits means that the only way they get their way is if they convince us to go along with it. They canât make us do anything, and it gnaws at them.
Nope, Kaden and Ashleigh the baristas are unlikely to gear up and start the hard work of taming us uppity normals. Their only weapon system is whining, and until we see a 62 grain tweet with a lead core and steel penetrator that flies over 900 feet per second, they arenât imposing anything on us without our consent. Freedom is measured in calibers, and We the People retain our citizensâ veto over their serfdom-focused schemes no matter how much the gang from Team Progressive stamps its collective Birkenstocks.
Kurt Schlichter - Seven Things Conservatives Should Be Thankful For
No. 1: Be Thankful That Hillary Is Not Our President.
Every day, it is a joy to awaken, unlike Hillary Clinton, without a hangover. Oh yes, and also to awaken knowing that Felonia von Pantsuit is not, and will never be, our president.
Can you imagine if she were? She is as vindictive as she is stupid, which means instead of ripping apart the regulatory state, she and her nanny-gestapo army of obedient aspiring liberal fascists would be sliding their slimy tentacles into every aspect of our lives. Do you think the GOPe would even resist? The weenies in Congress would jump at the chance for WaPo glory by embracing âbipartisanship,â which means giving that corrupt harpy everything she wants in the name of âcooperationâ and âreaching across the aisle.â Amnesty, tax hikes, gun grabs, speech bans â it would all be on the table. Freedom, not so much.
But because of Donald Trump, with the support of normal Americans, winning the election against all odds, none of that is happening. Savor our victory. And give thanks for Hillaryâs pain.
No. 5: Be Thankful We Have Fewer Perverts Than The Liberals.
Yeah, we have problems. Roy Moore selfishly remains in what was once a sure-thing race. But when he (probably) wins, itâll be because the Gropeocrats tossed him a life preserver in the shape of a coke-addled hack from Minnesota. Those âSenator Jailbait is the face of the GOP!â ads are gonna fall a little flat in 2018 when we havenât seen resignations from Senator Stuart Smarmy and Senator Hung Jury.
Just be thankful we donât have the problems liberals have. We conservatives always knew that liberalism was a giant scam designed to allow elitists to take power and exercise it without accountability; the left has now decided to make sure everyone knows it. From Kennedy to Clinton to Franken, from Fatty Arbuckle to Fatty Weinstein, liberal bona fides earned them a lifetime of free gropesâŚuntil now. Now liberalism is being exposed as the giant lie it always was.
Yeah, statistically some Republicans are going to be creeps, but that doesnât define them the way it does liberal icons. What matters is that now everyone sees the truth that liberalism is a lie, and we should be thankful for that.
No. 7: Be Thankful That We Have All The Guns.
Yes, we normals feel a certain tranquility knowing that, no matter what happens, at the end of the day, the liberal fascists canât actually make us do anything we donât want to do. As Mao noted, âPower grows from the barrel of a gun.â Mao got that right, if nothing else â the fact that the people of the United States retain the right to defend themselves from the kind of leftist oppression weâve seen in Venezuela and other hellholes liberals swoon over during their short Potemkin village visits means that the only way they get their way is if they convince us to go along with it. They canât make us do anything, and it gnaws at them.
Nope, Kaden and Ashleigh the baristas are unlikely to gear up and start the hard work of taming us uppity normals. Their only weapon system is whining, and until we see a 62 grain tweet with a lead core and steel penetrator that flies over 900 feet per second, they arenât imposing anything on us without our consent. Freedom is measured in calibers, and We the People retain our citizensâ veto over their serfdom-focused schemes no matter how much the gang from Team Progressive stamps its collective Birkenstocks.
