cartoon: Atheist Christian Buddhist

[emilynghiem]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

 

[manifold]

I was hoping that would be a lot funnier than it is.

But whatcha gonna do?

 

[emilynghiem]

I was hoping that would be a lot funnier than it is.

But whatcha gonna do?

Ok should we make it an open caption contest?

Go for it!

The original is the first frame.

Anyone can write a caption making fun of any other view or group. Why not?

 

[FuelRod]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

How Muslims see it:

"How long until they can walk and I can strap some bombs to them?"

 

[manifold]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

LOVE IT!!! Thanks! Atheist here! (All babies are born atheist because "theists" have to be taught to be that way!)

Who taught the first one?

 

[Si modo]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

How Muslims see it:

"How long until they can walk and I can strap some bombs to them?"

Fanatic Christians (like the above poster) see it:

"How long until we can convince them to join the army navy air force marines, and convince them to get rid of all Muslims?"

Mani? Fanatic Christian?



No, seriously.

 

[emilynghiem]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

How Muslims see it:

"How long until they can walk and I can strap some bombs to them?"

That is just horrible! Sorry, I feel bad for laughing!

How about the Jehovah's Witnesses asking:
how long before they can walk door to door with us?

or the Mormons asking:
how long before they can ride a bike?

 

[FuelRod]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

How Muslims see it:

"How long until they can walk and I can strap some bombs to them?"

That is just horrible! Sorry, I feel bad for laughing!

How about the Jehovah's Witnesses asking:
how long before they can walk door to door with us?

or the Mormons asking:
how long before they can ride a bike?

Liberals/Other Satan worshipers:
How long before we can sacrifice them?

 

[emilynghiem]

Liberals/Other Satan worshipers:
How long before we can sacrifice them?

and Conservatives:
How long before they can carry a gun?

on Liberals, don't forget:
so when can I start collecting food stamps?

 

[emilynghiem]

How Muslims see it:

"How long until they can walk and I can strap some bombs to them?"

That is just horrible! Sorry, I feel bad for laughing!

How about the Jehovah's Witnesses asking:
how long before they can walk door to door with us?

or the Mormons asking:
how long before they can ride a bike?

Liberals/Other Satan worshipers:
How long before we can sacrifice them?

[just a few last captions, and then I'll stop]

Evolutionists:
"Wow! What a wonderful collection of random DNA strands and God-Particles that
magically generated themselves! Though we don't believe in magic!"

God:
"Let's hope this bunch does better than the last generation
that nearly blew Japan off the map"

Creationists:
"Look! A fresh batch of idiots who think God loves us!
No matter what religious wars we start and blame on him for causing!"

Catholics:
"Hail Mary! More Pro-Life voters!
We KNOW where the opposition's babies end up..."

Everyone else:
"How do Catholics plan to feed all these mouths?
AND the scum on death row they don't want executed either?"

Congress:
"YES! More taxpayers to bail out our future messes!
Now that we've finally paid off World War II"

Tea Party:
"OK, let's see some ID"

 

[emilynghiem]

http://www.emilynghiem.com.istemp.com/online/BabyWard.JPG

How Warren Jeff sees it:

"Are these ALL my kids!
No?
Great! More future wives!"

-- Drewsman and Chris X
chrisxradio.com

 

[Douger]

murkins. How long before they can wave the flag ?