CNN/HuffPost Report New Source Backs Reid's Claim

[candycorn]

This just in, from a very reliable source. The cause of death for the baby chimpanzee that was killed at the LA Zoo a few days ago has been solved.

L.A. Zoo officials confirm Harry Reid raped baby chimp - LA Daily News

Reliable sources have confirmed that Senator Harry Reid killed the chimp. He has rough sex with the poor primate, causing it to die. It was not from the sex, the chimp died of shame. The burden of proof is now upon him to prove otherwise.

Well, at least you're not responding to yourself again.

Please keep this thread going.

Why not just admit that you find my posts clever and amusing? We all know they are hilarious and brilliant, reliable sources have confirmed it! .....denial is not just a river in Africa sweetie.....it's ok to laugh.

You are amusing. And I do laugh at you.

 

[Synthaholic]

Why should he when Obama has his school records sealed a fake birth certificate?

Please run on that!

 

[Jackson]

So, who is this new credible source?

 

[Synthaholic]

It doesn't sound like Mitt is in the habit of giving in to the demands of angry protestors either.

Angry potential voters? We'll see. He's circling the drain so he'd better do something to change the topic. Quickly.

The only people Mitt is upsetting is the democrat base....potential voters? Not for him and never would be.

If Bishop Romney cannot convince some Democrats to vote for him, he cannot win. There aren't enough Republicans.

 

[Synthaholic]

Because a community organizing nitwit was elected last term.

And your party didn't think he was good enough to run against that "community organizing nitwit" (why do Conservatives talk so much shit on community organizers? You know who as an amazing Community Organizer? Jesus Christ.) back then. So yeah...there's that.

We always knew mitt was a better candidate than your nitwit messiah. We waited for a better time to put him forth. Tell me, has obammy paid your mortgage? Have the seas stopped rising? Is there a herd of unicorns in your backyard?

 

[Zander]

So, who is this new credible source?

It is a very reliable source, that has been confirmed as reliable by other reliable sources. What else do you need to know?

 

[Synthaholic]

John McCain took a look at Bishop Romney's questionably legal, ethical, and moral tax returns, and decided to go with a bimbo from Alaska instead.

What a slap in the face!

Why Mr. Synthaholic, methinks thee are gloating.

Why, methinks you are correct.

Bishop Romney is toast.

 

[Synthaholic]

Just wait until Poor Sarah decides to speak in the parking lot right as Romney's VP choice is making his speech.

 

[Dr.House]

Why should he when Obama has his school records sealed a fake birth certificate?

Please run on that!

Romney's campaign funds manager says you should keep up the call for tax records...

 

[Zander]

Just wait until Poor Sarah decides to speak in the parking lot right as Romney's VP choice is making his speech.

Not a chance. Sarah loves her country and knows that Obama is a failure that must be defeated.

BTW- "Poor" Sarah has a net worth north of $10 million.

 

[kwc57]

John McCain took a look at Bishop Romney's questionably legal, ethical, and moral tax returns, and decided to go with a bimbo from Alaska instead.

What a slap in the face!

Why Mr. Synthaholic, methinks thee are gloating.

Why, methinks you are correct.

Bishop Romney is toast.

I'm so looking forward to your wailing and gnashing of teeth in November when Dear Leader is deposed.

 

[Dr.House]

Angry potential voters? We'll see. He's circling the drain so he'd better do something to change the topic. Quickly.

The only people Mitt is upsetting is the democrat base....potential voters? Not for him and never would be.

If Bishop Romney cannot convince some Democrats to vote for him, he cannot win. There aren't enough Republicans.

More 2008 Obama Voters Than McCain Voters Switching Sides

 

[Synthaholic]

I understand, he's hiding something. Is it low grades? Or is it worse?

He's already the president. That's because he's already been vetted.

What you wingnuts can't accept is the fact that no matter what bullshit you came up with, America, in her collective wisdom, said, "OK - we're still going with him".

And it's gonna happen again. Because he has already proven himself in what George Bush and you Republicans called the paramount concern: protecting America.

Those commercials will be coming along, post-convention.

That's because he's already been vetted.

LOL! That's funny. So what's he afraid of? Were his grades lower than Al Gore's?

His grades! That's a winner! Except that it wasn't. But you run on that!


I can't wait for Reverend Wright 4.0

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

He's already the president. That's because he's already been vetted.

What you wingnuts can't accept is the fact that no matter what bullshit you came up with, America, in her collective wisdom, said, "OK - we're still going with him".

And it's gonna happen again. Because he has already proven himself in what George Bush and you Republicans called the paramount concern: protecting America.

Those commercials will be coming along, post-convention.

That's because he's already been vetted.

LOL! That's funny. So what's he afraid of? Were his grades lower than Al Gore's?

His grades! That's a winner! Except that it wasn't. But you run on that!


I can't wait for Reverend Wright 4.0

Don't worry, Romney will run on jobs, where are they?
GDP, is it negative yet?
Gas, is it $5 a gallon yet?

 

[Synthaholic]

I understand, he's hiding something. Is it low grades? Or is it worse?

He's already the president. That's because he's already been vetted.

What you wingnuts can't accept is the fact that no matter what bullshit you came up with, America, in her collective wisdom, said, "OK - we're still going with him".

And it's gonna happen again. Because he has already proven himself in what George Bush and you Republicans called the paramount concern: protecting America.

Those commercials will be coming along, post-convention.

Asking a man to fill out NCAA tourney brackets is not exactly vetting him.....

Right. Because the #1 cable news channel never mentioned Rev. Wright, Bill Ayers, ACORN, Tony Rezco, Weathermen, Black liberation theology, "most Liberal Senator", school grades, or birth certificates.

FOXNEWS covered it all up.




You're a dope.

 

[Dr.House]

Why Mr. Synthaholic, methinks thee are gloating.

Why, methinks you are correct.

Bishop Romney is toast.

I'm so looking forward to your wailing and gnashing of teeth in November when Dear Leader is deposed.

I'm sure Synthia will give Romney 3+ years to make things better...

Just going on how he treats 0bama, so...

 

[MarcATL]

Just wait until Poor Sarah decides to speak in the parking lot right as Romney's VP choice is making his speech.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Just wait until Poor Sarah decides to speak in the parking lot right as Romney's VP choice is making his speech.

Not a chance. Sarah loves her country and knows that Obama is a failure that must be defeated.

BTW- "Poor" Sarah has a net worth north of $10 million.

Yes, yessss....kiss and suck out the cheese betwixt her toes why dontcha?

 

[Synthaholic]

So apparently this whole "release the taxes" has SUCH an impact that it must be hurting Romney's ability to raise funds, right?

From billionaires using the same shady accounting schemes as Mitten?

 

[Synthaholic]

Just wait until Poor Sarah decides to speak in the parking lot right as Romney's VP choice is making his speech.

Not a chance. Sarah loves her country and knows that Obama is a failure that must be defeated.

BTW- "Poor" Sarah has a net worth north of $10 million.

She's Poor Sarah because she has been so victimized by the lamestream media and all those meanies like Katie Couric and her "gotcha media", daring to ask her a simple, but unexpected question.

Poor Sarah!!!!

 

[Dr.House]

So apparently this whole "release the taxes" has SUCH an impact that it must be hurting Romney's ability to raise funds, right?

From billionaires using the same shady accounting schemes as Mitten?

Apparently not...

Seems to be working so keep up the fauxtrage...