Coke, Hookers, Tequila better at preventing suicide than antidepressants

[Rikurzhen]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I think something has gone wrong with his brain.

But I'm not a liberal, so why would you think that?

 

[Vikrant]

They are awesome pictures.

So, what made you move to Belize and start this scuba diving business?

It was't hookers and coke ... Maybe tequila had something's to do with it.

That's another topic though ... And the best I can say here is never underestimate the power of changing your location and looking at everything differently.

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There is nothing that a hooker has to offer that you already do not have I believe you that hookers were not the prime attractions for you. Tequilla is an OK drink but I will take Jack Daniels over tequilla any day.

One day, I would like to do scuba diving if I can stop thinking about the great whites.

 

[Treeshepherd]

Three men go to a house of ill repute. What are their nationalities?

The guy running up the steps; he's Russian. The guy already inside, Himalayan. The guy coming out is Finnish.

 

[ChrisL]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

 

[Vikrant]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

Have you tried it? If not then you are just going by speculation.

 

[ChrisL]

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

Have you tried it? If not then you are just going by speculation.

I'm good, thanks. I'll just speculate.

 

[Vikrant]

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

Have you tried it? If not then you are just going by speculation.

I'm good, thanks. I'll just speculate.

I am very shy myself so I never had the courage to ask a hooker out So I am kind of in the same boat as you are and left with speculation. But since I am a man, I can totally understand how it is possible for a hooker to take a man's depression away. That aside, developing recreational hobbies is a very good way to fight off depression.

 

[Rikurzhen]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

It's pretty likely that this guy was a sad sack and was stuck in a bad loop. He was too depressed to get a woman interested in him which might have brought vitality back into his life. Maybe he's in a Catch-22, a woman and hot-sex reignites his life but he needs a spark of life in his personality to attract women. Enter Super-Hooker, a new comic hero, and she does good deeds for sad-sacks, makes them feel like men, alive again, and then these men go out with a spring in their step and women are attracted to the spark in the guy's personality and now he's on the right track again.

Who knows the answer because so much is dependent on why he was depressed. If his ugly girlfriend dumped him so she could become a lesbian, then 6 Mexican whores might be just the ticket to restore his mental state.

 

[Rikurzhen]

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

Have you tried it? If not then you are just going by speculation.

I'm good, thanks. I'll just speculate.

I am very shy myself so I never had the courage to ask a hooker out So I am kind of in the same boat as you are and left with speculation. But since I am a man, I can totally understand how it is possible for a hooker to take a man's depression away. That aside, developing recreational hobbies is a very good way to fight off depression.

Hookers are a sure thing.

 

[Rikurzhen]

Jeff Jefferies tells a funny story of taking his childhood friend, with Lou Gehrig's disease, to a brothel to rid him of his virginity.

Jim Jefferies takes Dan to a Whorehouse Tune.pk

 

[Political Junky]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

Oh yea, but they must keep both drugs and prostitution illegal, it's the conservative thing to do.

 

[Jarlaxle]

You must be for the legalization of prostitution and drugs, right?

Oh, you're not.

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

It's pretty likely that this guy was a sad sack and was stuck in a bad loop. He was too depressed to get a woman interested in him which might have brought vitality back into his life. Maybe he's in a Catch-22, a woman and hot-sex reignites his life but he needs a spark of life in his personality to attract women. Enter Super-Hooker, a new comic hero, and she does good deeds for sad-sacks, makes them feel like men, alive again, and then these men go out with a spring in their step and women are attracted to the spark in the guy's personality and now he's on the right track again.

Who knows the answer because so much is dependent on why he was depressed. If his ugly girlfriend dumped him so she could become a lesbian, then 6 Mexican whores might be just the ticket to restore his mental state.

Thank you...now I have The Box Tops' Sweet Cream Ladies stuck in my head!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

Sometimes when experiencing depression it's hard to imagine ever feeling any other way. Have to remind yourself you wont always feel like that. A coke-fueled binge in TJ wouldn't be my first suggestion, but whatever works

 

[ChrisL]

This poster has claimed that the loss of family values (or something to that effect), is the reason why America is not doing very well. Now, he is here talking about how doing illegal drugs and seeing prostitutes is good. Go figure. Who knows what kind of point he is trying to make with all of this? Not me.

I'm not going to condemn a man for finding a way out of committing suicide. There is a scale to bad things. Better to hire a hooker than to commit suicide.

I'm doubtful that hookers are very effective therapy for depression.

Have you tried it? If not then you are just going by speculation.

I'm good, thanks. I'll just speculate.

I am very shy myself so I never had the courage to ask a hooker out So I am kind of in the same boat as you are and left with speculation. But since I am a man, I can totally understand how it is possible for a hooker to take a man's depression away. That aside, developing recreational hobbies is a very good way to fight off depression.

It doesn't take courage, just money to "ask a hooker out." Also, people who might be suicidal might tend to be "clingy" types of people. I would think there is a good possibility that someone who is messed up in the head might think he is "in love" with one of the hookers, and that would lead to all kinds of other complications, because the hookers certainly don't care about you as a person, only that you pay them.

 

[Iceweasel]

Oh yea, but they must keep both drugs and prostitution illegal, it's the conservative thing to do.

Why aren't they legal in liberal states?

 

[BlackSand]

Also, people who might be suicidal might tend to be "clingy" types of people. I would think there is a good possibility that someone who is messed up in the head might think he is "in love" with one of the hookers, and that would lead to all kinds of other complications, because the hookers certainly don't care about you as a person, only that you pay them.

OMG ... You are thinking way too much about what could go wrong and ignoring what did go right for the man in story. So what if he isn't cured for life ... He is still alive.

Nya-Nya nitpicking folks who are so eager to push others in one direction or another ... Are the lowest class of people in the Caribbean. They are the type of folks that everyone listens to in hopes that the undivided attention and implied agreement means they will shut up quicker.

Sometimes you just need to slow down, realign your perspective and let the good times roll ... Or sit on the back porch and watch the waves roll ... Or don't make a plan at all, take off in a random direction and see what happens (my favorite).

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[ChrisL]

Also, people who might be suicidal might tend to be "clingy" types of people. I would think there is a good possibility that someone who is messed up in the head might think he is "in love" with one of the hookers, and that would lead to all kinds of other complications, because the hookers certainly don't care about you as a person, only that you pay them.

OMG ... You are thinking way too much about what could go wrong and ignoring what did go right for the man in story. So what if he isn't cured for life ... He is still alive.

Nya-Nya nitpicking folks who are so eager to push others in one direction or another ... Are the lowest class of people in the Caribbean. They are the type of folks that everyone listens to in hopes that the undivided attention and implied agreement means they will shut up quicker.

Sometimes you just need to slow down, realign your perspective and let the good times roll ... Or sit on the back porch and watch the waves roll ... Or don't make a plan at all, take off in a random direction and see what happens (my favorite).

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And YOU seem to be ignoring the fact that most people cannot just up and leave their lives on a whim because of many different reasons.

 

[BlackSand]

And YOU seem to be ignoring the fact that most people cannot just up and leave their lives on a whim because of many different reasons.

No ... You keep ignoring the fact that ideas like "cannot" do more damage than "how can I".

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[ChrisL]

And YOU seem to be ignoring the fact that most people cannot just up and leave their lives on a whim because of many different reasons.

No ... You keep ignoring the fact that ideas like "cannot" do more damage than "how".

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That is retarded.

 

[BlackSand]

And YOU seem to be ignoring the fact that most people cannot just up and leave their lives on a whim because of many different reasons.

No ... You keep ignoring the fact that ideas like "cannot" do more damage than "how".

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That is retarded.

Says the person who is more interested in what they think they cannot do ... Than they are interested in figuring out how they can do what is far more enjoyable. No wonder you think drugs are a better answer for people who are depressed because their life sucks and they don't know how to let go and start moving in a more productive and enjoyable direction.

... And you actually think you are helping people.

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