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I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
 
I had a killer delicious drink in a restaurant in Paris, asked them the ingredients ... They even wrote it down in ml's for me.

Hard apple cider
Gin
Something Something
Something
Ginger ale
Cinnamon

Crap. Guess we'll have to go back to Paris.

I also remember a KILLER hard apple cider I had in the a very strange downstairs in a London pub. It had been a bomb shelter during WWII and I mean, it was fascinating. Just across the park from where the guard changes at Buckingham. I've searched all over for it but no luck. Sounds like a good excuse to go back there too!
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88


You're ONLY 48?

I'd-uh put you in your late 60s. At least. Seriously dude.
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88


You're ONLY 48?

I'd-uh put you in your late 60s. At least. Seriously dude.
48 Wednesday. Started young
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.



I once drank booze off a girl named Candy.
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.



I once drank booze off a girl named Candy.
My high-school sweethearts sister went by candy. I so wanted to know how many licks to get to the center but alas, thug life was calling & I got distracted
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
 
I went to a local steak house last night and got one of their signature drinks.

Peach Schnapps
Svedka Citron
Amaretto
Orange juice
Cranberry juice


I usually avoid the candy ass drinks but this shit is good.
Went to the liquor store afterwards and bought the stuff. Almost 50 bucks tho
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
Ok Cartman
 
What? Are they out of single malt scotch?
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
Ok Cartman
Not Cartman. It's King, Nosmo King.
 
I'm 48 not 88
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
Ok Cartman
Not Cartman. It's King, Nosmo King.
 
I'm 59. And I don't drink candy and call it booze.
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
Ok Cartman
Not Cartman. It's King, Nosmo King.

You watch cartoons?!? At 48? No wonder you have such affinity for chick drinks. You must be so very proud, miss.
 
You're a man's man! Tough guy, redneck, aka dumbfuck. Or a hipster.......

I'm gonna go with dumbfuck
My father was born in Dundee, Scotland.

Your powers of deduction are typically weak.
Ok Cartman
Not Cartman. It's King, Nosmo King.

You watch cartoons?!? At 48? No wonder you have such affinity for chick drinks. You must be so very proud, miss.

Hipster confirmed
 

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