You are very anti-American, why did not stay in Paris? Everything went according to your liking over there. Socialism, gun control, good food... is it too late for you to move back there and live your dream?Actually I can think of another one without even trying.
And that?
Grow the fuck up and stop living in your movies and Dell comic books, Wannabe-Rambo.
If I were "anti-American" I wouldn't care about calling out this inane crap for what it is.