Everybody Hates Ted

[Synthaholic]

OK - you have to click on the link to see all the fancy animated graphics of all the quotes from people who hate Ted.


Everybody Hates Ted

A lot of people don't like this dude

Indeed indeed, I cannot tell, / Though I ponder on it well, / Which were easier to state, / All my love or all my hate. —Henry David Thoreau

Thoreau, it seems, never met Ted Cruz, a man so blissfully easy to hate that loathing for him has become a form of political poetry: “wacko-bird,” “abrasive,” “arrogant,” and “creepy” are some of the kindest adjectives that have been thrown his way. Cruz has alienated about everyone he’s ever encountered in life: high school and college classmates, bosses, law professors, Supreme Court clerks, and especially his Republican colleagues in the Senate. Some detest Cruz the politician because of his grandstanding, but most dislike Cruz the person. In that respect, he’s really not your average politician—after all, most people hate politicians. But everyone hates Ted Cruz.



Did we miss anything? Or have you personally experienced the awfulness of Ted Cruz? Tag us with #everybodyhatested

 

[ZackB]

I do not hate Cruz, and I am going to vote for him.

 

[TNHarley]

I don't hate him. But I wouldn't vote for him.

 

[Synthaholic]

Neither one of you had time to click the link and check out the quotes. #RightwingDrones

 

[Kurt]

Even his mother?

 

[Synthaholic]

Even his mother?

If she really loved him she would have made sure he was born an American.

 

[Auld Phart]

I don't hate him. But I wouldn't vote for him.

Nor would I

 

[Auld Phart]

Even his mother?

If she really loved him she would have made sure he was born an American.

She had no choice in the matter.

She was an American citizen, so is he

 

[Auld Phart]

Neither one of you had time to click the link and check out the quotes. #RightwingDrones

Who cares about the quotes, I never had any intention of voting for him.

 

[ElmerMudd]

I do not hate Cruz, and I am going to vote for him.

You are perpetuating evil

 

[ElmerMudd]

I do not hate Cruz, and I am going to vote for him.

You are perpetuating evil

oops, my apologies, I thought you said you WOULD vote for him.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

OK - you have to click on the link to see all the fancy animated graphics of all the quotes from people who hate Ted.


Everybody Hates Ted

A lot of people don't like this dude

Indeed indeed, I cannot tell, / Though I ponder on it well, / Which were easier to state, / All my love or all my hate. —Henry David Thoreau

Thoreau, it seems, never met Ted Cruz, a man so blissfully easy to hate that loathing for him has become a form of political poetry: “wacko-bird,” “abrasive,” “arrogant,” and “creepy” are some of the kindest adjectives that have been thrown his way. Cruz has alienated about everyone he’s ever encountered in life: high school and college classmates, bosses, law professors, Supreme Court clerks, and especially his Republican colleagues in the Senate. Some detest Cruz the politician because of his grandstanding, but most dislike Cruz the person. In that respect, he’s really not your average politician—after all, most people hate politicians. But everyone hates Ted Cruz.



Did we miss anything? Or have you personally experienced the awfulness of Ted Cruz? Tag us with #everybodyhatested

Who cares? It is not like you would vote for him anyway!

You can stir the shit pot but you have to lick the spoon afterward.

 

[TNHarley]

Neither one of you had time to click the link and check out the quotes. #RightwingDrones

Why would you think I give a shit? I already decided I aint voting for him. Even fuckin told you that. WTF do you want?

 

[TNHarley]

I do not hate Cruz, and I am going to vote for him.

You are perpetuating evil

oops, my apologies, I thought you said you WOULD vote for him.

Ummmm read it again

 

[Boss]

Sad Lib trying to shill for his hack website.
USMB should either charge you for advertising or ban you for soliciting.

I'm voting for Ted Cruz along with millions of others who love Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz 24/7/365... Ted Cruz pissing in your liberal Cheerios... Ted Cruz humpin' yo mamma! President Ted Cruz! Zombie Ted Cruz haunting you in your liberal dreams! I gotta fever and the only prescription is more TED CRUZ! Ted Cruz speaking Spanish and dancing a jig on Rubio's head! Ted Cruz shutting down government with a Ted Cruz filibuster! One nation, under Ted Cruz! Can't stop, won't stop Ted Cruz!

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

 

[blackhawk]

He won Iowa and finished third in New Hampshire looks like some people like him.

 

[Auld Phart]

He won Iowa and finished third in New Hampshire looks like some people like him.

looks like some people like him.

Still a long stretch til the Convention.

and that goes for all candidates, in both parties

 

[Kat]

Who...other than you apparently...cares HT? What's your point? And why?

 

[blackhawk]

He won Iowa and finished third in New Hampshire looks like some people like him.

looks like some people like him.

Still a long stretch til the Convention.

and that goes for all candidates, in both parties

Never claimed he would win the nomination just that he won Iowa and did better than expected in New Hampshire. What happens with the South Carolina vote will be a good indicator of how much staying power Cruz has.