Funny Pictures Thread: Part 2!!

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

these are great! definitely will be sharing!
Kids are so LITERAL minded!!!!

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Auld Phart]

these are great! definitely will be sharing!
Kids are so LITERAL minded!!!!

Got it from my 13 y/o great niece

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Hossfly]

these are great! definitely will be sharing!
Kids are so LITERAL minded!!!!

Back in the 40s and 50s Art Linkletter had a daily half hour show called "Kids say the darndest things" It was hilarious because kids answer the question the way they hear it.

 

[Hossfly]

I will have some fun with waiters or waitresses when they ask, "How do you like your eggs?" or "How do you like your steak?" I'll say "I like 'em pretty damn good."

 

[Hossfly]

How Real Men Waterski

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Hossfly]

 

[ChrisL]

Jets??? I can't even give this post a thanks now.

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Hossfly]

When I was about 12 my grandma had a billy who would hide and when you walked by he would charge and spear you in the hip and it would hurt like hell. I came in the yard gate one day and spotted him going to hide behind a rose bush. I had a baseball bat with me and when I heard him charging from behind the rose bush I turned around and swung just as he left the ground. The bat caught him right at the base of his horns and he dropped to the ground and didn't move. I thought I had killed the little bastard but he came to his feet, shaking his head and stumbled all over the yard. He walked around the next 2 days stumbling and walking into things. He recovered but he never speared me again. Whenever he saw me after that he would stop where he was till I moved on.

 

[Auld Phart]