He Already Sounds Like A President!!!

[Rexx Taylor]

Does President Obama sound like a president?

Ahahaha no, not even after 6 years of practice.

Only a complete dolt thought that Obama sounded like a President. Even Queen Elizabeth felt so insulted when Obama gave her a DVD of his boring speeches.

 

[gipper]

Well...after eight years of enduring a statist warmongering fool (W) and another eight years with a statist warmongering fool (BO), we could do much worse than Ted Cruz.

 

[Moonglow]

Yo, he is going to smoke the competition!!! This is a Leader America needs bad, especially after the disaster that is in the White House now!!!

Ted Cruz Calls For Flat Tax, Abolishing IRS: Like Reagan, I'm Willing To Compromise

Ted Cruz Calls For Flat Tax Abolishing IRS Like Reagan I m Willing To Compromise Video RealClearPolitics

"GO TEA PARTY"

"OBAMA SUCKS"
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President of Canada...

 

[Porker]

Canada Ted has a problem, he can't win.

Why is that? Kenya Barrack...AKA Barry Soretoe[sic] won.

Ted can't lock in the right, and hold the middle. He's a nutter.

Obama locked in the right...and the middle for the Republicans. He's a totally inept SoB. And so is Hildebeast. And Cruz gets the Mexican vote.

 

[J.E.D]

Even Barney the Purple Dinasour can give a great speech, so why didnt democrats vote for him in 2008?

Derp

 

[natstew]

Does President Obama sound like a president?

No, Obama sounds like a Dictator

 

[g5000]

Please explain what magical quality a "flat tax" has that the current seven tax bracket scheme does not.

There is no reason why a seven tax bracket scheme could not be filled out on a postcard. Do you know why we can't?

Think about it.

No, really. THINK about it. I know it hurts for some of you to think, but give it a try for once in your lives.

Cruz is either stupid...or evil. Which is it?

"Abolish the IRS" is for rubes who have the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

 

[jknowgood]

Does President Obama sound like a president?

No, he sounds like a whiny 5 year old child.

 

[g5000]

Cruz sounds like a President to his adoring fans who probably could not answer a single issue-based question about him. When he is around those people, Cruz could be smoking a crack pipe and throwing live puppies into rush hour traffic, and the tards would be saying, "He tossed that pug like a real manly man President!"

When Cruz is not around his cheering rubes, he falls flat on his face. He does not sound presidential in any way. He is not marketable outside his niche.

 

[007]

He had better be 110% squeaky clean from birth because both the GOP establishment and the lying low life scum communist puke MSM will be out to destroy him.

With their man still illegally holding the office or president, they don't dare even mention it, unless they want to be called BIRFER like they called those who know obama is illegal.

This isn't even an issue.

 

[007]

Canada Ted has a problem, he can't win.

Why is that? Kenya Barrack...AKA Barry Soretoe[sic] won.

"BARRY SOETORO."

And just to state the facts, there's not one single shred of verifiable evidence that shows Barry ever gave up his Indonesian citizenship, or changed his name to Barack Obama. Since that illegal fucker parked his ass in the white house twice, the precedence has been set, now ANYONE can be elected president. The constitutional requirement now is irrelevant.

 

[g5000]

Barry HUSSEIN SoetOREO.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Gosh, I am so clever... No wonder we beat his ass in...oh, wait.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Ted Cruz is never going to be president.

 

[007]

Ted Cruz is never going to be president.

I hope you can find a way to deal with it when he is.

 

[g5000]

Ted Cruz is never going to be president.

If every disaster the right wing desires ever came true, then Cruz would be elected President.

We would have to have an economic depression, Muslims would have to nuke New York, tens of millions of Americans would have to die of Ebola, homosexuals would have to cause ten Category 5 hurricanes in one month, and Michelle Obama would have to vacation in Gstaad with eleventy-six staffers and six limos.

Hey, they can hope, can't they?

 

[The Rabbi]

Does President Obama sound like a president?

You tell me.

 

[The Rabbi]

Please explain what magical quality a "flat tax" has that the current seven tax bracket scheme does not.

There is no reason why a seven tax bracket scheme could not be filled out on a postcard. Do you know why we can't?

Think about it.

No, really. THINK about it. I know it hurts for some of you to think, but give it a try for once in your lives.

Cruz is either stupid...or evil. Which is it?

"Abolish the IRS" is for rubes who have the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

Why dont you tell us, genius.

Do you really think the only benefit of a flat tax is the ability to fill it out on a card? Seriously?

 

[g5000]

Please explain what magical quality a "flat tax" has that the current seven tax bracket scheme does not.

There is no reason why a seven tax bracket scheme could not be filled out on a postcard. Do you know why we can't?

Think about it.

No, really. THINK about it. I know it hurts for some of you to think, but give it a try for once in your lives.

Cruz is either stupid...or evil. Which is it?

"Abolish the IRS" is for rubes who have the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

Why dont you tell us, genius.

Do you really think the only benefit of a flat tax is the ability to fill it out on a card? Seriously?

That's how Cruz sells it. And he is wrong. Utterly wrong. Anyone who believes a "flat tax" will magically lead to filling out your taxes on a postcard and the abolition of the IRS is about as stupid as it gets.

That you believe it is an actual benefit that will result from a flat tax identifies you as a rube. Not only is it not "the only benefit", it is not a resulting benefit at all.

This means Cruz is either willfully lying and misleading rubes like you, which makes him evil, or he is about as stupid as it gets.

I normally refrain from dichotomies, but I see no third option.

 

[The Rabbi]

Please explain what magical quality a "flat tax" has that the current seven tax bracket scheme does not.

There is no reason why a seven tax bracket scheme could not be filled out on a postcard. Do you know why we can't?

Think about it.

No, really. THINK about it. I know it hurts for some of you to think, but give it a try for once in your lives.

Cruz is either stupid...or evil. Which is it?

"Abolish the IRS" is for rubes who have the intellectual bandwidth of a bumper sticker.

Why dont you tell us, genius.

Do you really think the only benefit of a flat tax is the ability to fill it out on a card? Seriously?

That's how Cruz sells it. And he is wrong. Utterly wrong. Anyone who believes a "flat tax" will magically lead to filling out your taxes on a postcard and the abolition of the IRS is about as stupid as it gets.

That you believe it is an actual benefit that will result from a flat tax identifies you as a rube. Not only is it not "the only benefit", it is not a resulting benefit at all.

This means Cruz is either willfully lying and misleading rubes like you, which makes him evil, or he is about as stupid as it gets.

I normally refrain from dichotomies, but I see no third option.

NO, actually you are the one lying. Or youre just plain stupid. Maybe both.

 

[g5000]

"Abolish the IRS" is for bumper sticker intellects. Cruz needs to put an actual written plan on the table.

That no one is even demanding this of him reveals much about their depth of understanding of Cruz. Shallow as shallow can be.