I Identify as a 80 Year o Ld, So Why Wont The Feds Give Me My Social Security?

[JimBowie1958]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

 

[Asclepias]

Whats an LD? Lazy Dog?

 

[waltky]

You may not have paid 40 quarters into Social Security.

 

[ChrisL]

I identify as a poor person and demand my Obama phone!

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

I identify as a poor person and demand my Obama phone!

*whistles* Look at those pretty blue eyes!


Okay...done.

 

[bucs90]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

 

[Moonglow]

I'm actually 100 year old Ronald Reagan, send me my retirement check to.................

 

[Dale Smith]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

I don't see this country lasting much longer as is. Dollar crash is coming and it's gonna be a epic, I'm afraid.

 

[guno]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

still bitter that no one will hire you, I am sure trump will help you

 

[Moonglow]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

still bitter that no one will hire you, I am sure trump will help you

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Some one will need to collect the dead bodies to burn...

 

[guno]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

 

[Moonglow]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

And anorexia, they would use tape worms but gross out...

 

[bucs90]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

 

[ChrisL]

I'm a Yankee, but I identify as a southern belle.

 

[Freewill]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

Oh, just go take a dump in a woman's room and get over it. Be thankful that you have the right. Not sure where that right is defined but certainly it must be somewhere.

 

[Asclepias]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

Oh, just go take a dump in a woman's room and get over it. Be thankful that you have the right. Not sure where that right is defined but certainly it must be somewhere.

Probably the same place the right to have separate male and female bathroom are defined in the constitution.

 

[guno]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century.

You might also want to ditch that cletus hick accent

 

[Dale Smith]

Excellent point.

I identify as a 66 year old disabled woman.

Wonder if they'll honor my identity and grant me Social Security payments?

most of the southern crackas i came across are on disability for mental disorders, infantile paralysis of the brain

Guno.....YOU are a Southern white male and have been for decades. You do realize this right?

nope cracka boi, just here to teach you inbreds to join the 21st century

Guno, what is required to "join the 21st Century"?

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

I already made this argument the moment Lynch declared that what you feel like qualifies as a civil right. I feel black therefore I need not merit promotion -- it is my entitlement -- and I am excused for everything and anything due to the racist past of all whites. Even the black ones whom I feel are really white. Like Guno.
I think I'll consider myself a doctor and a lawyer and if anyone objects they'll be considered racist against my nigga ass and they will lose their job.

 

[tigerred59]

Of course I dont really, but why not if I did?

There are cases of adults identifying as children and the leftards want to have them treated like children that they identify as.

Why cant we do it going the other way and get some Social Security too?

When I retire in a few years, God willing, at the age of 62, I might tell them that internally I identify as 70 and see how far that gets me, lololol, probably jail time.

If you really want to get a government socialist check...why not identify as white man.....if that don't get you a disability check, nothing will!!