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If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
lolSince when did God start granting interviews?
if god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
It is irrelevant to this thread whether or not god in fact exists. This thread is about how god's character, as described in the bible, would be diagnosed if it was psychoanalyzed.But if He truly doesn't exist as you claim then your post and thread poses a moot point.
If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
Rev. Dr. J. Henry Jurgens, a practicing psychiatrist and doctor of divinity at Yale University Divinity School, announced the historic diagnosis at a press conference.
"I always knew there had to be some explanation," Jurgens said. "And, after several years of patient research and long sessions with God Almighty through the intercessionary medium of prayer, I was able to pinpoint the specific nature of His problem."
New York attorney Ruth Kanner also gained firsthand knowledge of God's wild mood swings.
"Last Saturday, on a gorgeous spring afternoon, I was jogging in Central Park with my daughter. We were marveling at the beauty and majesty of nature, and I remember thinking what a wonderful world we live in. Then, out of nowhere, I heard the gunfire," said Kanner, speaking from her hospital bed at Columbia Presbyterian Medical Center. "All they took was a measly $17, and for that, the doctors say my daughter will never walk again. If only Our Holy Father didn't have those mental problems, my precious Katie might not be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of her life."
It is totally unnecessary to be insulting. I posted this thread as a joke. Besides, mood swings is one of the symptoms of bi-polar disorder and irrational (or distorted) thinking is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
it is clear you have absolutely no idea what is bipolar or schizophrenic.
don't show your ignorance so openly and one might actually think you are much smarter.
Exactly. There is no need to get ones shorts in a knot.P.S. It's the onion so no need to take that shit seriously![]()
if god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
best you learn your place in god's creation!!! Man is less than a germ on a worm on a germ as compared to almighty god!!! Why would you think you could match brain power with almighty god????????????
If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
It is totally unnecessary to be insulting. I posted this thread as a joke. Besides, mood swings is one of the symptoms of bi-polar disorder and irrational (or distorted) thinking is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
it is clear you have absolutely no idea what is bipolar or schizophrenic.
don't show your ignorance so openly and one might actually think you are much smarter.Exactly. There is no need to get ones shorts in a knot.P.S. It's the onion so no need to take that shit seriously![]()
Likewise.try not to be an online psychiatrist
If god of the bible was psychoanalyzed, he would be diagnosed bi-polar and schizophrenic.
The OT GOD is clearly nuts.
He's much more like a GREEK GOD than a Christian one.