If you were God for a day

[TNHarley]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

 

[strollingbones]

i would explain some of the misconceptions and why i was so unclear about so much

but yea i would make an appearance and settle all this shit....

 

[jon_berzerk]

i would spend a lovely fall day with Mrs God

 

[Programmer]

God needs to keep hiding in the clouds. This is what makes faith more powerful than knowledge and truth.

 

[TNHarley]

God needs to keep hiding in the clouds. This is what makes faith more powerful than knowledge and truth.

 

[TNHarley]

Ban money

 

[TNHarley]

Ban censorship

 

[strollingbones]

god/goddess needs to clear some of this religious babble up

 

[Two Thumbs]

I'd smite the fuck outta some shit.

then bring the moon closer, cuz that would be so cool.

 

[TNHarley]

I'd smite the fuck outta some shit.

then bring the moon closer, cuz that would be so cool.

Well... at least cali would finally be gone

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

I would send the Democrats and the Islamists an incurable form of Tinea cruris.

 

[TNHarley]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

I would send the Democrats and the Islamists an incurable form of Tinea cruris.

Great! More violence from a loving God

 

[Delta4Embassy]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

Go on every viewscreen simultaneously and reissue my commandments:

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Do whatever you want as long as doing so doesn't conflict with the first law.
3. No one but me is authorized or qualified to offer an interpretation on these laws. When in doubt, ask me and only me.

 

[TNHarley]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

Go on every viewscreen simultaneously and reissue my commandments:

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Do whatever you want as long as doing so doesn't conflict with the first law.
3. No one but me is authorized or qualified to offer an interpretation on these laws. When in doubt, ask me and only me.

So you would be involved. Nice.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

Go on every viewscreen simultaneously and reissue my commandments:

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Do whatever you want as long as doing so doesn't conflict with the first law.
3. No one but me is authorized or qualified to offer an interpretation on these laws. When in doubt, ask me and only me.

So you would be involved. Nice.

Deities that aren't involved aren't worthy of worship imo.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I'd smite the fuck outta some shit.

then bring the moon closer, cuz that would be so cool.

Well... at least cali would finally be gone

fuck yea

I'd break it off into it's own little island (well, big island)
let people settle in and think it's all good, then BOOM CHAKALAKA BOOM!

Tip it over like Guam

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

I would send the Democrats and the Islamists an incurable form of Tinea cruris.

Great! More violence from a loving God

Shrug.

The scenario posted was "if I were God for a day", not if God were God. He is far more loving and patient than I.

 

[Programmer]

Ban money

Yeah. Stay in the clouds with that BS!

 

[TNHarley]

what would you do?
Me - the very first thing would be to show my face to the people.

I would send the Democrats and the Islamists an incurable form of Tinea cruris.

Great! More violence from a loving God

Shrug.

The scenario posted was "if I were God for a day", not if God were God. He is far more loving and patient than I.

Then you must be really bad

 

[strollingbones]

de just loves the little children lol