The same way I knew boop had ass boils. I pay attention to the dumbass shit you write. I'm preternaturally perceptive. It's a gift. My loser lunatic radar is amazing.
I know a really funny Catholic joke about Catholic school girls that sort-of applies to you.
The punchline is about rinsing your mouth out with holy water.
But I don't think the Pope would approve of my using Catholic jokes with Jewish American Princesses.