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Is Donald John Trump the ANTICHRIST? (Remember, You Heard it Here First!)

JimBowie1958

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Sep 25, 2011
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OK, this is a widely used ball of mud, I admit, but in this case there is actual special evidence that Donald John Trump is in fact the Anti-Christ and I am going to give you free advice on what to do about it. At completely no cost to you, I will explain why I am certain beyond the meaning of the English language to convey that, yes, Donald John Trump is in fact THE Anti-Christ. But I only present the evidence; you have to decide for yourself on if he is and how you can take advantage of this special investment opportunity.

First, let's take a close look at the Name of the Beast, 'Donald John Trump'. The numerical value of his name, in total, is 187. That is a very special number as seven is the number of God and thus 8 is 'ABOVE God' and what do we know about the AntiChrist other than that he exalts himself ABOVE GOD? And since the 8 precedes the 7, we also see that Trump places himself BEFORE GOD also! Key fact!

Also if you multiply 187 by 3.56 (the number of days in the old Chaldean Revised calendar divided by one hundred) we get 665.72, which rounded up = 666. OK, 'nuff said about his diabolical name. Things should be fairly obvious now.

But secondly, let us look at what Trump has done in this election, shall we? Months ago, long before the normally quiet and overlooked Indiana primary, Trump talked to Bobby Knight on the phone and got the man's endorsement before anyone else could get it. MONTHS BEFORE ANYONE REALIZED INDIANA WOULD STILL BE IN PLAY. All through this election, Trump has made fools of all the political pros who have predicted almost every month that one faux paus after another from Trump would knock him out of the election, but such silly things CANNOT ELIMINATE THE ANTICHRIST! Now which are we to believe, that Trump is just astronomically lucky, or a brilliant genius behind that abysmal tan job, or that HE IS THE BAALZEBUL? YOU DECIDE.

Thirdly, I present to you, Trumps hot wife, Melania. How could such an old fart like Trump, with his bad hair piece and spray tan get such a smoking hot babe like that? Right, SATAN IS THE ONLY RATIONAL EXPLANATION. Somehow Trump has the contract on Melania's soul and he wont let it go, this much is apparent.

Fourthly, the old TV series '666 Park Avenue' is about an old bald guy that runs an upscale hotel in NEW YORK CITY called 'The Drake' and this man is in fact, spoiler here, he is THE DEVIL. He specializes in giving people what they want FOR A PRICE. Sound familiar? What other NEW YORK CITY HOTEL OWNER GOES AROUND OFFERING PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHAT THEY WANT? HMMMM? Was this TV series just entertainment, or was it cleverly disguised ADVERTISEMENT FOR SATAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

Fifthly, Glenn Beck as we all know sits at the right hand of God and listens in on the conversations daily and then is good enough to share these things with us on his TV and radio show, for a subscription fee, and he has revealed to us, on his knees weeping really HUUUGE tears, that Ted Cruz was chosen BY GOD HIMSELF to lead America to the Promised Land. And Who is Opposing this Divinely Ordained Plan but Donald John Trump? I dont mean to cast aspersions at the SATANIC NEW YORK CITY HOTEL OWNER, but who else can oppose GOD but SATAN? Therefore, Becks message is not just about Cruz; it is also about Trump, who STANDS AGAINST GOD.

Is Donald John Trump in fact the GREAT SATAN? I dont know. I am not asserting that TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST (but he probably is) but I am only presenting the FACTS; YOU DECIDE.


But IF Trump is the ANTICHRIST, just imagine the investment opportunities that await you! Real estate in the Third World could sky rocket at any moment, so call now 1-666- 554-1212, that's 1-666-554-1212.

CALL NOW!







/sarc, yes,in case you were doubting, this was humor, not to be taken seriously, just in case anyone was wondering...yeah, sad we gotta say that these days
 
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I dunno, I think of him more as the slime oozin' out from your Teevee... set.

 
I dunno, I think of him more as the slime oozin' out from your Teevee... set.
OF course you do, that is how SATAN disguises himself so that you dont recognise him when you see him coming, libtard.

:)
 
If you take the letters of Trump's name, and add the letters for PENTAGRAM (Satan's symbol), then add the letters for YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, what you miraculously end up with is JIMBOWIE IS ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

It's true. You saw it here first.
 
I'm not sure if Trump is the anti-Christ, but I did see that Boehner has referred to Cruz as "Lucifer".

:laugh:
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I'm not sure if Trump is the anti-Christ, but I did see that Boehner has referred to Cruz as "Lucifer".

:laugh:
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Lucifer means "bringer of light" though, so that doesn't seem quite accurate. What's the word for "bringer of boogers"?
 
Pick a number. Double it. Add 10. Divide by 2. Subtract your original number.

Your answer is...5.

I must be the devil!
 
Please allow me to introduce myself , I'm a man of wealth and taste....
 
I'm not sure if Trump is the anti-Christ, but I did see that Boehner has referred to Cruz as "Lucifer".

:laugh:
.

Lucifer means "bringer of light" though, so that doesn't seem quite accurate. What's the word for "bringer of boogers"?
That wasnt a bugger it was a breath mint!

And yes, one of the disguises of the Devil is 'the Bringer of Light' hence solid proof that the Devil is a DEMOCRAT JUST LIKE DONALD JOHN TRUMP!

/sarc yes, more humor. I am really starting to enjoy this election
 
First, let's take a close look at the Name of the Beast, 'Donald John Trump'. The numerical value of his name, in total, is 187.

187!!!

THAT'S POLICE CODE FOR MURDER! :ack-1:


"Paul is a dead man. Miss him! Miss him!"
 
Pick a number. Double it. Add 10. Divide by 2. Subtract your original number.

Your answer is...5.

I must be the devil!

Oh we have had plenty of evidence of you being A devil already. Your clever little ruse will not dissuade us!
 
Is Donald John Trump the ANTICHRIST?
Er.. no... The Donald isn't the "ANTICHRIST" .... he just plays one on the campaign trail.

The fact of the matter is (as almost everybody already knows) that the ANTICHRIST is Sam Neill.
 

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