Anathema
Crotchety Olde Man
Could you re-phrase your ridiculous hypothetical in a way that doesn't begin with "so"? Or perhaps make your argument without personalizing it? Assume I don't have a wife, and explain why your formulation makes sense.
I could but I won’t. If you truly don’t understand it then we have no basis for conversation. If you’re just being an ass, then we also have no basis for conversation.
Right and Wrong are the only two philosophical concepts one needs to understand. Nothing exists between them. If you don’t understand or refuse to embrace that, there’s nothing I can say or do to help you.