It's the REAL Darth Liability

[Liability]

The originality!

The wit!

The sarcasm!

It's like having Dorthy Parker and Tina Fey all rolled into one!

Everyone's a critic.

Of course, SOME people do it well.

Some do, some don't.

Exactly!

 

[random3434]

Everyone's a critic.

Of course, SOME people do it well.

Some do, some don't.

Exactly!

You said it!

 

[random3434]

For our next 3 posts.

 

[Liability]

Some do, some don't.

Exactly!

You said it!

I know! I was here when I heard me say it.

 

[xotoxi]

I have migrated here by way of a couple of invites.

I was Darth Liability in a couple of other places and since some username thief took that handle HERE before I ever joined up, I signed up as Darth Liability.

I look forward to non-PC posting.

As ALWAYS, of course, I shall be perfectly refined in all ways.

Now how do I know you are the real deal??

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks Jesus.

 

[Liability]

I have migrated here by way of a couple of invites.

I was Darth Liability in a couple of other places and since some username thief took that handle HERE before I ever joined up, I signed up as Darth Liability.

I look forward to non-PC posting.

As ALWAYS, of course, I shall be perfectly refined in all ways.

Now how do I know you are the real deal??

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks * * * * {unnecessarily offensive religious bigotry omitted}

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

 

[random3434]

Exactly!

You said it!

I know! I was here when I heard me say it.

Your lips may say "yes" but your words say "no"

 

[Oddball]

Yep....That's him alright!!

 

[Kat]

I have migrated here by way of a couple of invites.

I was Darth Liability in a couple of other places and since some username thief took that handle HERE before I ever joined up, I signed up as Darth Liability.

I look forward to non-PC posting.

As ALWAYS, of course, I shall be perfectly refined in all ways.

Now how do I know you are the real deal??

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks Jesus.

Sounds like a plan..

 

[Liability]

You said it!

I know! I was here when I heard me say it.

Your lips may say "yes" but your words say "no"

Well, now, ya see: it depends on the topic and the other party.

 

[Kat]

You guys are rough!!

 

[DiveCon]

For our next 3 posts.

SEE i KNEW you have a few conservative bones

 

[random3434]

Now how do I know you are the real deal??

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks * * * * {unnecessarily offensive religious bigotry omitted}

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

Again, I have to ask if you write comedy for a living. Your biting wit stings like no other! Maybe you could write a book of all your bon mots, and then appear on Oprah!

 

[Liability]

By the way, with the assistance of an Administrator of this fine Board, I will be dropping the "Darth" portion of my USMB username sometime tomorrow (since the "other" member who usurped that handle has since relinquished it).

Yes, I shall be reclaiming the true and rightful username, "Liability."

My thanks to the anonymous Administrator.

By the way, Gunny kinda rocks, doesn't he?

Just sayin'.

 

[xotoxi]

Now how do I know you are the real deal??

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks * * * * {unnecessarily offensive religious bigotry omitted}

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

You find my use of the word Jesus offensive?

Do you find this offensive?

 

[Liability]

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks * * * * {unnecessarily offensive religious bigotry omitted}

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

Again, I have to ask if you write comedy for a living. Your biting wit stings like no other! Maybe you could write a book of all your bon mots, and then appear on Oprah!

Again I have to suggest to you that, perhaps, criticism just isn't your forte`!

 

[random3434]

For our next 3 posts.

SEE i KNEW you have a few conservative bones

Yeah, buried about 10 feet in the ground!




No,wait, I think I have one laying around here somewhere............................

 

[random3434]

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

Again, I have to ask if you write comedy for a living. Your biting wit stings like no other! Maybe you could write a book of all your bon mots, and then appear on Oprah!

Again I have to suggest to you that, perhaps, criticism just isn't your forte`!

Dearest Darth, I'm not criticizing, I'm just observing............

 

[Liability]

He'll post a photo of his ass cheek birthmark which looks * * * * {unnecessarily offensive religious bigotry omitted}

Or my asshole which looks exactly like you!

You find my use of the word Jesus offensive?

Do you find this offensive?

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0809/jesus-jesus-dog-ass-demotivational-poster-* * * *

I find you offensive. That image? Just petty, rude and ignorant.

I happen not to be particularly religious. But I find it very revealing that some people find it so necessary to mock other people's beliefs in such an arrogant and prick-like fashion.

 

[Liability]

Again, I have to ask if you write comedy for a living. Your biting wit stings like no other! Maybe you could write a book of all your bon mots, and then appear on Oprah!

Again I have to suggest to you that, perhaps, criticism just isn't your forte`!

Dearest Darth, I'm not criticizing, I'm just observing............

EZ: Everybody knows what you are attempting to do. But you're half right. If that's the best you've got, you certainly aren't criticizing.