John Boehner, "I Got 98% Of What I Wanted"

[IlarMeilyr]

Go ahead and ask the American people who the sequestration belongs to. The GOP will get another nail in their coffin if they allow it to go forth...Count On It!

The American people are morons with the attention span of a gnat. The reelection of obama being exhibit "A".

But then, you lefties don't care about what's fact or fiction as long as you get the win.

If you have to resort to attacking the American Voter...you're doing it wrong.

Wait. NOW it's not funny? That's odd.

I remember lots of liberals laughing when the British rag, The Mirror, featured this front page:

 

[PredFan]

Go ahead and ask the American people who the sequestration belongs to. The GOP will get another nail in their coffin if they allow it to go forth...Count On It!

The American people are morons with the attention span of a gnat. The reelection of obama being exhibit "A".

But then, you lefties don't care about what's fact or fiction as long as you get the win.

You sound like Mitt Romney's speech writer! Thanks for doing such a good job last year. The 47% crack was a work of genius!

I'm not, so you lose....again.

 

[PredFan]

Go ahead and ask the American people who the sequestration belongs to. The GOP will get another nail in their coffin if they allow it to go forth...Count On It!

The American people are morons with the attention span of a gnat. The reelection of obama being exhibit "A".

But then, you lefties don't care about what's fact or fiction as long as you get the win.

If you have to resort to attacking the American Voter...you're doing it wrong.

Doing what wrong?

 

[MarcATL]

The American people are morons with the attention span of a gnat. The reelection of obama being exhibit "A".

But then, you lefties don't care about what's fact or fiction as long as you get the win.

If you have to resort to attacking the American Voter...you're doing it wrong.

Doing what wrong?

Politics.

A politician should never resort to attacking the American Voter.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Obama got his tax increases AND his sequester

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Obama got his tax increases AND his sequester

Next up:

He's going to tax the wealthy Americans (defined as anybody who earns income) so that they can pay their fair share (defined as something closing in on 100%).

The GOP will resist. Borgoboma will laughingly remind them that resistance is feudal.

Anyway, in the end, Obama will convince Boehner that he will give them another sequester to force them to seriously take up the agenda of spending cuts. It will go something like this: the GOP will hold a gun to their own cocks and if they don't agree to whatever the President proposes, they will have to blow their peckers clean off.

Boehner will then sheepishly report his progress to his GOP peeps. 99%! He will say he got 99% of what HE wanted and tell the world that it was a good deal.

Yes. That will be JUST the ticket.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Obama got his tax increases AND his sequester

Next up:

He's going to tax the wealthy Americans (defined as anybody who earns income) so that they can pay their fair share (defined as something closing in on 100%).

The GOP will resist. Borgoboma will laughingly remind them that resistance is feudal.

Anyway, in the end, Obama will convince Boehner that he will give them another sequester to force them to seriously take up the agenda of spending cuts. It will go something like this: the GOP will hold a gun to their own cocks and if they don't agree to whatever the President proposes, they will have to blow their peckers clean off.

Boehner will then sheepishly report his progress to his GOP peeps. 99%! He will say he got 99% of what HE wanted and tell the world that it was a good deal.

Yes. That will be JUST the ticket.

Almost perfect

You left out the part where Obama blames Booooooosh and all his followers go, "praise be Obama"

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Obama got his tax increases AND his sequester

Next up:

He's going to tax the wealthy Americans (defined as anybody who earns income) so that they can pay their fair share (defined as something closing in on 100%).

The GOP will resist. Borgoboma will laughingly remind them that resistance is feudal.

Anyway, in the end, Obama will convince Boehner that he will give them another sequester to force them to seriously take up the agenda of spending cuts. It will go something like this: the GOP will hold a gun to their own cocks and if they don't agree to whatever the President proposes, they will have to blow their peckers clean off.

Boehner will then sheepishly report his progress to his GOP peeps. 99%! He will say he got 99% of what HE wanted and tell the world that it was a good deal.

Yes. That will be JUST the ticket.

Almost perfect

You left out the part where Obama blames Booooooosh and all his followers go, "praise be Obama"

SHIT! I always FORGET something.

 

[PredFan]

If you have to resort to attacking the American Voter...you're doing it wrong.

Doing what wrong?

Politics.

A politician should never resort to attacking the American Voter.

Well, I'm not a politician so I'll tell the truth. The stupid and lazy outnumber the smart and productive so now the government is run by the Democrats and that probably won't change for a decade or more.

 

[PredFan]

Obama got his tax increases AND his sequester

Next up:

He's going to tax the wealthy Americans (defined as anybody who earns income) so that they can pay their fair share (defined as something closing in on 100%).

The GOP will resist. Borgoboma will laughingly remind them that resistance is feudal.

Anyway, in the end, Obama will convince Boehner that he will give them another sequester to force them to seriously take up the agenda of spending cuts. It will go something like this: the GOP will hold a gun to their own cocks and if they don't agree to whatever the President proposes, they will have to blow their peckers clean off.

Boehner will then sheepishly report his progress to his GOP peeps. 99%! He will say he got 99% of what HE wanted and tell the world that it was a good deal.

Yes. That will be JUST the ticket.

 

[Political Junky]

Remember when Boehner told the American People that he got 98% of what he wanted?

Boehner Christmas II - YouTube

Well....what's the problem now? Why is he and the rest of the CON$ attempting to blame Obama for everything? When according to HIS own mouth, Obama is only, literally, 2% responsible.

What kind of malarkey is this?

 

[JimH52]

So the speaker takes credit for the Sequester! Cool!

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Remember when Boehner told the American People that he got 98% of what he wanted?

Boehner Christmas II - YouTube

Well....what's the problem now? Why is he and the rest of the CON$ attempting to blame Obama for everything? When according to HIS own mouth, Obama is only, literally, 2% responsible.

What kind of malarkey is this?

Because the sequester was Obama's idea?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

So was he lying THEN or is he lying NOW?

Take your pick.

I think I already did. I said it was puffery.

He got a shit deal and claimed that he had gotten more in order to try to sell it to his highly dissatisfied and disaffected base.

Nailed it. Question answered, end of thread.

It surely doesn't take much, for him to turn-into a....

.....RAGING DRUNK!!!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Lol, what a moron you are.

He said he got 98% in the debt limit deal, not the sequestration you simpleton.

Boehner is a spineless prick. He knew he caved and he knew we'd be pissed (we were), so he claims to have gotten almost what he wanted. It's just to try to take pressure off himself.

The sequestration was the obama administration's deal. They wanted the debt ceiling raised and the GOP wanted cuts in spending. The obama administration offered the sequestration, automatic cuts, as a conmpromise to the GOP. It was obama's idea 100%.

It's his deal and no amount of spin will change that.

Go ahead and ask the American people who the sequestration belongs to. The GOP will get another nail in their coffin if they allow it to go forth...Count On It!

The American people are morons with the attention span of a gnat. The reelection of obama being exhibit "A".

But then, you lefties don't care about what's fact or fiction as long as you get the win.

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2/26/13

The Boner Conundrum​

"Not only do Republicans oppose the cuts their congressional leaders seem so anxious to embrace — GOP members are also wildly out of sync with their own grassroots on basic strategy. Congressional Republicans shout “no revenues” from the rooftops, refusing to consider closing loopholes for corporate jets and companies moving overseas. But Americans overall — and Republicans themselves — favor a balanced approach. Just 19 percent of Americans endorse the Republicans’ “spending cuts only” approach, with the rest favoring some combination of cuts and revenues. Only a minority of Republicans back their party’s approach."

 

[Mr. H.]

Who says Boehner never smiles... ?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Remember when Boehner told the American People that he got 98% of what he wanted?

Boehner Christmas II - YouTube

Well....what's the problem now? Why is he and the rest of the CON$ attempting to blame Obama for everything? When according to HIS own mouth, Obama is only, literally, 2% responsible.

What kind of malarkey is this?

More to weep about: Lately, President Obama has been getting 100% of what he asks for.

 

[Avatar4321]

The problem is that the people Boehner was supposed to be representing got absolutely nothing.

 

[rdean]

On most days, liberals would believe nothing said by Boehner. But when they wish to use an obvious bit of puffery, suddenly he is Mr. Credibility!

So was he lying THEN or is he lying NOW?

Take your pick.

I think I already did. I said it was puffery.

He got a shit deal and claimed that he had gotten more in order to try to sell it to his highly dissatisfied and disaffected base.

His base is dissatisfied and disaffected because his base is the Confederate South and they simply can't stand having a black president. Racism goes hand in hand with ignorance. The same people who hate this president say education is for snobs and are willing to vote for a man who said he would cut teachers here and bring over immigrants who already have degrees. How ignorant is that?

 

[rdean]

The problem is that the people Boehner was supposed to be representing got absolutely nothing.

They don't want education. They don't want to build up the American infrastructure. They don't want a clean environment. They don't want health care.

The only thing they seem to want is LESS than the minimum wage.