Lets Talk about these Hoes!

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[g5000]

Chicks dig guys who make them laugh, dance well, and can take down a charging rhino with one punch.

They will give you a waiver for that last one if you give them one for their weight as you each grow older.

But if your woman has not laughed at anything you have said for a long time, you are in deeper trouble than you think.

Keep her laughing.

 

[Unkotare]

Chicks dig guys who make them laugh, dance well, and can take down a charging rhino with one punch.

They will give you a waiver for that last one if you give them one for their weight as you each grow older.

But if your woman has not laughed at anything you have said for a long time, you are in deeper trouble than you think.

Keep her laughing.

You're saying nitrous oxide is the key to a lasting relationship?

 

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Chicks dig guys who make them laugh, dance well, and can take down a charging rhino with one punch.

They will give you a waiver for that last one if you give them one for their weight as you each grow older.

But if your woman has not laughed at anything you have said for a long time, you are in deeper trouble than you think.

Keep her laughing.

 

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Man or woman: Accept people as they are and forget about trying to 'change' 'fix' or 'improve' them. Then, you either get along or you don't.

That's what women do man. So you cant be mad at them. Its like being mad a bird for flying.

Frustrated...maybe

Not a matter of being "mad." It just doesn't work.

It works but IF it works the woman will become disinterested if the guy allows it. Then they will go out and find another guy who is what you USED to be.

 

[g5000]

Chicks dig guys who make them laugh, dance well, and can take down a charging rhino with one punch.

They will give you a waiver for that last one if you give them one for their weight as you each grow older.

But if your woman has not laughed at anything you have said for a long time, you are in deeper trouble than you think.

Keep her laughing.

You're saying nitrous oxide is the key to a lasting relationship?

And Viagra.

And wine. Wine is Viagra for women.

 

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Create a bidding war - If you're single. Chicks like dudes that are attractive to other females. No female wants someone no one else wants

Keep your boat - If you're married. Your wife needs to know or feel that you are still attractive to other females. If she knows you still know how to catch fish once again this keeps attractive to them also.

Same with Guys. No guy wants to be with a girl they can send to the corner store at 3am in a rough neighborhood because she'll be fine. Not even the bums will mess with her.

 

[Pennywise]

That's what women do man. So you cant be mad at them. Its like being mad a bird for flying.

Frustrated...maybe

make no mistake... men do it to women as well.


you are missing the point


you CANT change people. They are you they are, you are who you are...... no one is EVER a complete package of what you want in a person. The question you have to ask yourself is if any of the qualities that are annoying you is a deal breaker.

Exactly. My first wife thought she could change me. She went about it in an aggressive way. Current wife subtly TRAINED me and it didn't hurt a bit.

Yes, but for me, wife number one remains shackled to me, as she did a fine job of ironing out my kinks. A man CAN be domesticated, he just needs to be solid from the start and really want to please his wife, and when she does the same, it's golden.

For your average male, this is nothing more than being taught to be less piggish, and if you chose right, your wife is your best friend so there's no need to be hanging around in bars with buddies or spending your weekends watching sports on the couch. That's fucking boring anyway.

 

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I like my wife but its nothing like hanging with the guys.