Zone1 Question about Jesus

[Arlette]

Why was Jesus asleep in the boat during the storm?

He wasn't

 

[ding]

He wasn't

Sure he was. Matthew 8:24, Suddenly a violent storm came up on the sea, so that the boat was being swamped by waves; but he was asleep.

I thought you said nobody knew more about Jesus than you?

So why was he asleep?

 

[Arlette]

Sure he was. Matthew 8:24, Suddenly a violent storm came up on the sea, so that the boat was being swamped by waves; but he was asleep.

I thought you said nobody knew more about Jesus than you?

So why was he asleep?

He wasn't asleep. It was a test

 

[Arlette]

The first thing you need to know about Jesus is that he knew as a child that Joseph wasn't his real dad. He got teased and bullied about it. So little Jesus decided to invent himself his real dad, a God, all powerful and all knowing. He kept on and on about it until people realized that he was a bit batty in the head. Basically Jesus had an undiagnosed mental illness. Later they nailed him to a cross and he lost one of his sandals.

 

[JohnDB]

Let's just say this...

Those who have doctorates in Mideival French poetry are not that fun at parties.

Those who excel at 5,700 year old Hebrew poetry are even less fun.