Really 500 million straws a day? And if your waiter offers a straw he is fined $1,000!

[Harpy Eagle]

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

"We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release.

Democrats saving the world from soppy straws

More fake headlines from the Trump brigade!

What is "fake" about it, Comrade shit fer brains?

What's fake my fine little communist is that it is not the law yet, it is just the idea of one guy. But you are not smart enough to understand that.

 

[Moonglow]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

 

[Moonglow]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

 

[Moonglow]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

The actual number of straws being used is unclear. Calderon, along with news outlets writing about this issue—from CNN to the San Francisco Chronicle—unfailingly state that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day, many of them ending up in waterways and oceans. The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle's website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.
California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

Consider this have you used two straws today? Today, and everyday you've been alive.
500,000,000 divided by 230,000,000 Americans is 2 straws per day. Everyday.
Oh and by the way this fine of $1,000 is based on a phone survey by a 9 year old.

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

 

[Moonglow]

Just go back to paper straws....

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

 

[Rexx Taylor]

what if i became a waiter and offered a hot female patron a bikini?

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

Or just offer her a glass of frozen ice cubes and give her half price for being naked and hot

 

[Moonglow]

While wearing it?

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

Or just offer her a glass of frozen ice cubes and give her half price for being naked and hot

and the boner is complimentary also...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i meant if she was naked while eating dessert

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

Or just offer her a glass of frozen ice cubes and give her half price for being naked and hot

and the boner is complimentary also...

What if the server was black,gay,and felt like a slightly over weight and unnatractiv white female and offers a straw?....does he go to jail?

 

[Moonglow]

She's naked because she took off her bikini to let you wear it?

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

Or just offer her a glass of frozen ice cubes and give her half price for being naked and hot

and the boner is complimentary also...

What if the server was black,gay,and felt like a slightly over weight and unnatractiv white female and offers a straw?....does he go to jail?

I don't snort cocaine so I don't use them anymore....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

no, because its 95 degrees outside, and she cant take the heat

A bikini would just make her hotter...I suggest blowing on her to cool her off..

Or just offer her a glass of frozen ice cubes and give her half price for being naked and hot

and the boner is complimentary also...

What if the server was black,gay,and felt like a slightly over weight and unnatractiv white female and offers a straw?....does he go to jail?

I don't snort cocaine so I don't use them anymore....

i think next time around, they will be fined for offering an 8 inch banana to their patrons.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

"We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release.

Democrats saving the world from soppy straws

More fake headlines from the Trump brigade!

What is "fake" about it, Comrade shit fer brains?

What's fake my fine little communist is that it is not the law yet, it is just the idea of one guy. But you are not smart enough to understand that.

No one said it was law.

Learn to read, retard.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

"We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release.

Democrats saving the world from soppy straws

More fake headlines from the Trump brigade!

What is "fake" about it, Comrade shit fer brains?

What's fake my fine little communist is that it is not the law yet, it is just the idea of one guy. But you are not smart enough to understand that.

No one said it was law.

Learn to read, retard.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

In the thread that I replied to before they combined the threads, the title of the thread claimed it was happening.

So, as is par for the course, you are wrong again my fine little Pravda agent.

 

[Uncensored2008]

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Just go back to paper straws....

The peasants can go back to living in straw huts.

Too much ease and free time allows the underclasses to question their rulers, which is why democrats and other communists are so dead set against technology and automation.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

"We need to create awareness around the issue of one-time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects on our landfills, waterways, and oceans," Calderon explained in a press release.

Democrats saving the world from soppy straws

More fake headlines from the Trump brigade!

What is "fake" about it, Comrade shit fer brains?

What's fake my fine little communist is that it is not the law yet, it is just the idea of one guy. But you are not smart enough to understand that.

No one said it was law.

Learn to read, retard.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

In the thread that I replied to before they combined the threads, the title of the thread claimed it was happening.

So, as is par for the course, you are wrong again my fine little Pravda agent.

Proposed, retard, proposed.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

More fake headlines from the Trump brigade!

What is "fake" about it, Comrade shit fer brains?

What's fake my fine little communist is that it is not the law yet, it is just the idea of one guy. But you are not smart enough to understand that.

No one said it was law.

Learn to read, retard.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

In the thread that I replied to before they combined the threads, the title of the thread claimed it was happening.

So, as is par for the course, you are wrong again my fine little Pravda agent.

Proposed, retard, proposed.

No wonder you're a Communist, you're dumb as a post.

Once again my silly little puppy dog, there were multiple threads on this subject and the one i replied to did not say proposed. Then the Mods combined the threads.

You are trying way too hard to hump my leg.


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