Republican or Democrat?

[Dirk the Daring]

You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.

A liberal is someone who believes what they are told instead of what their own eyes tell them.

For instance, Obama himself would disagree with this one.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Way to go! You know what he meant. He was referring to GOP obstruction. Way to be a hack.

If Democrats hadn't blown their opportunity to lead with honesty and intelligence there wouldn't be any reason for this delusional obstruction y'all babble about.

Please........try harder.

It seems so unnecessary though, like overkill...

 

[Pogo]

You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.

A liberal is someone who believes what they are told instead of what their own eyes tell them.

For instance, Obama himself would disagree with this one.

Speaking of definitions pulled out of one's ass....

 

[Two Thumbs]

A Democrat, a Liberal and a Republican are sitting in a bar reminiscing about home.

"Back in my bar back home,brags the Democrat, "for every four drinks I order, they give me one for free!"

"In my bar back home" says the Liberal,"I pay for two drinks and they give me a third one free!"

"That's nuthin'" says the Republican "In my bar back home, you walk up to the bar, they give the first drink fer free, the second drink fer free, the third drink fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that true?" asks the Democrat. "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well, no," says the Republican, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

what's a liberal that isn't a democrat? serious question, not a punchline set up

​

A Liberal is the one who believes neither in economy-engineering (as in the OP) nor in social engineering (as in Flopper's list).

​

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Everything in bold is absolute fact. a little overkill for humor, but true none-the-less

 

[Pogo]

what's a liberal that isn't a democrat? serious question, not a punchline set up

​

A Liberal is the one who believes neither in economy-engineering (as in the OP) nor in social engineering (as in Flopper's list).

​

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Everything in bold is absolute fact. a little overkill for humor, but true none-the-less

Leaving aside the blanket statement fallacy, what does any of that have to do with my post?

 

[Two Thumbs]

A Democrat, a Liberal and a Republican are sitting in a bar reminiscing about home.

"Back in my bar back home,brags the Democrat, "for every four drinks I order, they give me one for free!"

"In my bar back home" says the Liberal,"I pay for two drinks and they give me a third one free!"

"That's nuthin'" says the Republican "In my bar back home, you walk up to the bar, they give the first drink fer free, the second drink fer free, the third drink fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that true?" asks the Democrat. "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well, no," says the Republican, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

what's a liberal that isn't a democrat? serious question, not a punchline set up

​

A Liberal is the one who believes neither in economy-engineering (as in the OP) nor in social engineering (as in Flopper's list).

​

If a Democrat doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he doesn't drink one.
If a Republican doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to put drugs into his body, he doesn't.
If a Republican deosn't want to put drugs into his body, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she doesn't.
If a Republican doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to have gay sex, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to have gay sex, they demand it be outlawed for everyone. a lot of kooky places have really old sodomy laws, mostly in the south, when dems ran things.

If a Democrat doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they demand it be outlawed for everyone. Nevada, weekly jackpots in nearly all red states

If a Democrat wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask Obama for Obamacare.
If a Republican wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask for Jeb Bush for Terri's Law. I don't know what that is

ditto

 

[Two Thumbs]

a democrat, a liberal and a republican are sitting in a bar reminiscing about home.

"back in my bar back home,brags the democrat, "for every four drinks i order, they give me one for free!"

"in my bar back home" says the liberal,"i pay for two drinks and they give me a third one free!"

"that's nuthin'" says the republican "in my bar back home, you walk up to the bar, they give the first drink fer free, the second drink fer free, the third drink fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for free!"

"is that true?" asks the democrat. "has that really happened to you?"

"well, no," says the republican, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

What's a liberal that isn't a democrat? Serious question, not a punchline set up

ll.

Now that's a deep thunk right there.

 

[Mac1958]

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

what's a liberal that isn't a democrat? serious question, not a punchline set up

​

A Liberal is the one who believes neither in economy-engineering (as in the OP) nor in social engineering (as in Flopper's list).

​

If a Democrat doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he doesn't drink one.
If a Republican doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to put drugs into his body, he doesn't.
If a Republican deosn't want to put drugs into his body, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she doesn't.
If a Republican doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to have gay sex, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to have gay sex, they demand it be outlawed for everyone. a lot of kooky places have really old sodomy laws, mostly in the south, when dems ran things.

If a Democrat doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they demand it be outlawed for everyone. Nevada, weekly jackpots in nearly all red states

If a Democrat wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask Obama for Obamacare.
If a Republican wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask for Jeb Bush for Terri's Law. I don't know what that is

ditto[/QUOTE]


Great examples of why neither party deserves respect.

.

 

[Pogo]

What's a liberal that isn't a democrat? Serious question, not a punchline set up

ll.

Now that's a deep thunk right there.

Apparently too deep.

 

[Two Thumbs]

A Democrat, a Liberal and a Republican are sitting in a bar reminiscing about home.

"Back in my bar back home,brags the Democrat, "for every four drinks I order, they give me one for free!"

"In my bar back home" says the Liberal,"I pay for two drinks and they give me a third one free!"

"That's nuthin'" says the Republican "In my bar back home, you walk up to the bar, they give the first drink fer free, the second drink fer free, the third drink fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that true?" asks the Democrat. "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well, no," says the Republican, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

what's a liberal that isn't a democrat? serious question, not a punchline set up

RW just made that up I guess?. next he will try to tell us their is a difference between a democrat, liberal and progressive...

uh, yeah, it's a joke


geezuz people

 

[Vox]

You might be Republican if...

You are opposed to Affirmative Action in college admissions and attended a private university as a "legacy."
You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.
You believe in "Liberty and Justice for All"

and what is wrong with that?

 

[Two Thumbs]

​

A Liberal is the one who believes neither in economy-engineering (as in the OP) nor in social engineering (as in Flopper's list).

​

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Everything in bold is absolute fact. a little overkill for humor, but true none-the-less

Leaving aside the blanket statement fallacy, what does any of that have to do with my post?

you said liberals aren't like the op, if I understood the bolded.

when CLEARLY it's all true

 

[Pogo]

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Everything in bold is absolute fact. a little overkill for humor, but true none-the-less

Leaving aside the blanket statement fallacy, what does any of that have to do with my post?

you said liberals aren't like the op, if I understood the bolded.

when CLEARLY it's all true

The bolded says "Democrat". Every time.

Read much?

 

[Two Thumbs]

Leaving aside the blanket statement fallacy, what does any of that have to do with my post?

you said liberals aren't like the op, if I understood the bolded.

when CLEARLY it's all true

The bolded says "Democrat". Every time.

Read much?

lame

name a liberal that is not a democrat

and take your time. I'm certain it hard to sharpen an ax to the point you can split hairs with it.

 

[Pogo]

you said liberals aren't like the op, if I understood the bolded.

when CLEARLY it's all true

The bolded says "Democrat". Every time.

Read much?

lame

name a liberal that is not a democrat

and take your time. I'm certain it hard to sharpen an ax to the point you can split hairs with it.

Me.

Look dood, you posed the question and claimed it to be serious, not a punch line, and now you can't handle the answer.
As I said, too deep.

 

[konradv]

I got the following from another site. It was not attributed there, so it is not attributed here. If it makes sense, a Republican will pass it along. A Democrat wouldn't know whether it made sense or not, until he/she found out whether it was published in the New York Times or not.

Actually I'm wondering why you'd pass on something that been around the block thousands of times, instead of presenting your own views on the topic. Seems kind of lazy and boring to anyone that's been reading the boards for a while. Here's a hint, lurk for a while before posting, so you don't look foolish posting old email inbox trash.

 

[Pogo]

I got the following from another site. It was not attributed there, so it is not attributed here. If it makes sense, a Republican will pass it along. A Democrat wouldn't know whether it made sense or not, until he/she found out whether it was published in the New York Times or not.

Actually I'm wondering why you'd pass on something that been around the block thousands of times, instead of presenting your own views on the topic. Seems kind of lazy and boring to anyone that's been reading the boards for a while. Here's a hint, lurk for a while before posting, so you don't look foolish posting old email inbox trash.

It did sprout a bumper crop of fallacies though.
Posting viral e-mails is like the compost of the interwebs.

 

[Dirk the Daring]

You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.

A liberal is someone who believes what they are told instead of what their own eyes tell them.

For instance, Obama himself would disagree with this one.

Speaking of definitions pulled out of one's ass....

Easily provable; demonstrated repeatedly.

 

[Two Thumbs]

The bolded says "Democrat". Every time.

Read much?

lame

name a liberal that is not a democrat

and take your time. I'm certain it hard to sharpen an ax to the point you can split hairs with it.

Me.

Look dood, you posed the question and claimed it to be serious, not a punch line, and now you can't handle the answer.
As I said, too deep.

really? neat

You're a liberal non-dem. are you in any party then?

 

[Pogo]

A liberal is someone who believes what they are told instead of what their own eyes tell them.

For instance, Obama himself would disagree with this one.

Speaking of definitions pulled out of one's ass....

Easily provable; demonstrated repeatedly.

Easily DISprovable, to wit:
Nothing about the definition of "liberal" --- or any other political persuasion ever known --- has anything to do with "believing what their own eyes tell them". I mean Duh.

And for a bonus track, O'bama ain't no Liberal. He might disagree with that bogus conclusion, but for the same apolitical reason anyone would --- because it's bogus.