Republicans have the power to make government smaller - instantly

[OohPooPahDoo]

Republicans have the power to make government smaller - instantly.

There are 232 Republicans in the House, 45 in the Senate, and 5 on the Supreme Court.


If all of these individuals got together and decided to take the bold step - the obvious step - resigning - the size of the legislative branch would decrease by about 50% - INSTANTLY - and the size of the Supreme Court by over 50%!

The fact they have not done this makes me wonder if these Republicans in Congress and the Supreme Court really do favor "small" government.

 

[DiamondDave]

Folks.. we have the dumb post of the day from poopypants here.. and it's only 14:46

 

[g5000]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition! Want a free puppy? Come on down! Want a free TV? Come on down! Want a free car? What color?

Awesome.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition!

Awesome.

Are you suggesting the only thing that could stop that from happening is government?

 

[g5000]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition!

Awesome.

Are you suggesting the only thing that could stop that from happening is government?

The only thing stopping that from happening is the Right.

You have a right to a free puppy! Come on down to DFS and get one!

You have a right a free refrigerator. Come and get it!

Want a free car? What color? It's your right!

Sorry, but you have to give us all your guns. You don't have a right to those. And Rush Limbaugh has to sell Al Franken mugs and books in his online store.

 

[AceRothstein]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition! Want a free puppy? Come on down! Want a free TV? Come on down! Want a free car? What color?

Awesome.

Can I get a new house and x-box for free?

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition!

Awesome.

Are you suggesting the only thing that could stop that from happening is government?

The only thing stopping that from happening is the Right.

And they only way they can do it is by more government?

Yeah that makes a lot of sense - stop big government with big government.

Sorry, but you have to give us all your guns.

Sorry, I haven't been paying attention. Can you link to the Democrat bill in Congress that people to surrender all of their guns?

 

[g5000]

Yeah! Great idea!

This way the liberals could create a cabinet level Department of Free Stuff without opposition! Want a free puppy? Come on down! Want a free TV? Come on down! Want a free car? What color?

Awesome.

Can I get a new house and x-box for free?

Of course you can. Shelter is one of the most fundamental rights there is.

 

[g5000]

Sorry, but you have to give us all your guns.

Sorry, I haven't been paying attention. Can you link to the Democrat bill in Congress that people to surrender all of their guns?

As soon as all the Republicans leave government I can. You bet!

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Sorry, but you have to give us all your guns.

Sorry, I haven't been paying attention. Can you link to the Democrat bill in Congress that people to surrender all of their guns?

As soon as all the Republicans leave government I can. You bet!

Oh, so you're only correct in a hypothetical reality. Got it.

 

[g5000]

Sorry, I haven't been paying attention. Can you link to the Democrat bill in Congress that people to surrender all of their guns?

As soon as all the Republicans leave government I can. You bet!

Oh, so you're only correct in a hypothetical reality. Got it.

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

Holy shit by God that is too fucking funny!

I give this proposition my highest ranking of five guffaws:

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

As soon as all the Republicans leave government I can. You bet!

Oh, so you're only correct in a hypothetical reality. Got it.

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

You can't honestly think that Republicans can affect positive change through government, can you? Sorry, but government is not the solution. These very same Republicans would do us more benefit if they got off the government teet and participating in the free market in as greedy a way as possible, thus creating jobs.

 

[g5000]

Now...

What would happen if all the Democrats left?

First on the list, no more Muslims or fags. They have to go. Don't care where, don't care how. Oh, and of course all the Mexicans. Make those beaners disappear and I don't care how you do it.

And it is way past time for us to invade Iran.

China? Time to implement some serious trade sanctions.

The Departments of Defense and Homeland Security are downright anemic. We need to triple the defense budget. We have a lot of unemployed people. They have places to go (Iran) and things to do (kill Muslims).

 

[g5000]

Oh, so you're only correct in a hypothetical reality. Got it.

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

Duh, is right. You are positively retarded.

So a few hundred Republicans leave the House, Senate, and Supreme Court. They would more than be made up in numbers by the Department of Free Stuff.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Now...

What would happen if all the Democrats left?

Smaller government. Since Republicans claim to be the party of small government - they should lead.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

Duh, is right. You are positively retarded.

So a few hundred Republicans leave the House, Senate, and Supreme Court. They would more than be made up in numbers by the Department of Free Stuff.

The hypothetical department in your hypothetical reality that you get to make up as you see fit to make your argument?

OK.

 

[Avatar4321]

Folks.. we have the dumb post of the day from poopypants here.. and it's only 14:46

Im sure he will continue to make dumb posts. It's what he does.

 

[Avatar4321]

Oh, so you're only correct in a hypothetical reality. Got it.

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

You can't honestly think that Republicans can affect positive change through government, can you? Sorry, but government is not the solution. These very same Republicans would do us more benefit if they got off the government teet and participating in the free market in as greedy a way as possible, thus creating jobs.

Then who would stop the Democrats from screwing the economy and the government up even more?

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

My hypothetical is closer to what would happen than your astronomically deluded belief that government would actually SHRINK with only Democrats around.

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

You can't honestly think that Republicans can affect positive change through government, can you? Sorry, but government is not the solution. These very same Republicans would do us more benefit if they got off the government teet and participating in the free market in as greedy a way as possible, thus creating jobs.

Then who would stop the Democrats from screwing the economy and the government up even more?

So the solution to preventing the Democrats from screwing up the economy is .... government?

 

[g5000]

It would shrink because the Republicans leaving would make it smaller. Duh.

Duh, is right. You are positively retarded.

So a few hundred Republicans leave the House, Senate, and Supreme Court. They would more than be made up in numbers by the Department of Free Stuff.

The hypothetical department in your hypothetical reality that you get to make up as you see fit to make your argument?

OK.

You seem fascinatingly ignorant of the Democratic Party's socialistic tendencies and love of big government, and seem to believe if left unchecked they would not grow government by leaps and bounds.

I thought I had seen all the crazy delusions people held on this board. Looks like I was WAY OFF!!!