Santa's Husband

Next year we'll see a book on Santa teaching the elves (little boys) how anal fisting gets them extra holiday cookies after the toy building rush. Maybe we can have Santa spiking their eggnog in a jolly fashion with meth to speed productivity. Next years toys will be sex toys. Santa's workshop will be busy. Hope the illustrators of the new book are working on it already.

So now we know your Christmas wish list.
 

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