No you didn't - but you're a shameless liar - so you posted it anyway.
Irony alert.
Take cover -- it's the big one. Weather Underground says so.
This just in:
PAULA DEEN DECIDES TO OWN RACIST TENDENCIES WITH COOKBOOK FOR KKK CAMPOUTS
>> The details of the recipes to be included in the book have not been released but its believed that they will be traditional cook out dishes, generally ones that can be made over an open flame. <<
Is this a joke?
Bwa hahaha