- Rump coddles Putin, gets punked repeatedly;
- Russia builds wall around US, makes Mexico pay for it;
- Dems come up with Reaganesque character, only less senile
- Reaganesque character makes noises about "tear down this wall" then goes away;
- Russia collapses from weight of own corruption; Dems take credit;
- Fade to black, roll credits, house lights up
You spend a lot of time with your hand down your pants. A LOT of time
My what a brilliant well-researched and illuminatingly erudite post. Deep. My head swims in awe of the pure intellectual profunditude that surely called "all hands on deck" to rally the synapses to produce this scintillatingly astute analysis of the human condition.
You made up a bunch of ridiculous shit
I came; I saw a ridiculous premise; I conquered it with satire.
Lemme sing it for ya.... little seasonal tune...
I came upon a troll-thread, clear
Inglorious fallacy bold;
I then lampooned it back to earth
And got the false premise told.
I riffed on the strawman where it lay
A most fallacious thing!
The world does laughing assent convey
To hear my satire sing.
Burma Shave
Your "satire" was your hand down your pants. Which is what I said in the beginning
You're jealous because you didn't think of it and I did.
Just for the record I'm typing this with both hands, eight fingers and a thumb, which is how I type everything. You have to know these skills when you work with, you know, writing. Especially if you're going to be dealing with anything deeper than "you have your hand in your pants".