ST's BP Rantings

[Si modo]

Goddam, the stupid is thick.

Don't think a knife is gonna cut it, mo chara. We're gonna need a chain saw.

Please please PLEASE don't pull out the one your Gyno uses to clean out your yeast infections.

You win, curvelight. Whatever it is you want to win, you can win it.

*slowly backs away, making sure not to make any sudden movements*

 

[mudwhistle]

Gee.....why would someone named "Mudwhistle" be fantasizing about tongues up a guy's ass?

Hmmmmmm

Not sure where you got that from.

But I can see that the ole reliable "No madam....I will not have sex with you" angle isn't working too well for you or Gaybiker so now you want to talk about your favorite pasttime....rimming your buddy's arse.

That should work....then again....maybe not.

At any rate you have a pretty big crowd here to witness your meltdown bitch.

I've got some pork rinds and soda...I think I'll just kick back and watch the show.

Mudwhistle:

"The name given to an individual who likes to dabble in the fine art of ass eating."

Holy fuck. Now wonder you like to kiss ass....

Clever.....but I'm very selective in who's ass I prefer.

I love a fine looking ass. Jeeze like that is supposed to be a bad thing.

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!!!

Course you like cock....but then I can't blame you because nobody with your attitude is ever gonna get a whiff of quiff unless they're sporting a set of hairy marbles.

 

[mudwhistle]

Don't think a knife is gonna cut it, mo chara. We're gonna need a chain saw.

Please please PLEASE don't pull out the one your Gyno uses to clean out your yeast infections.

You win, curvelight. Whatever it is you want to win, you can win it.

*slowly backs away, making sure not to make any sudden movements*

Don't give him that much credit.

This is a meltdown of epic proportions.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Why did God create the yeast infection?


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So women too would know what it’s like to live with an irritating ****.​

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[Intense]

Goddam, the stupid is thick.

Don't think a knife is gonna cut it, mo chara. We're gonna need a chain saw.

Please please PLEASE don't pull out the one your Gyno uses to clean out your yeast infections.

Your Pappy must be real proud of you boy.

 

[gslack]

You're a pure hypocrite. That is why I laugh at your soapbox whining.

Hypocrite am I?.... please show my hypocrisy then curveball.... I will wait...

This is proof in itself. You only bitch about childish posts from certain posters.

Yeah from childish posters like you 3... THats a pretty vague description... Got any real evidence? Didn't think so.....

Moving on....

 

[gslack]

Should have seen Mud Drizzle drooling over the she-men in another thread.

Fucker has a thing for chicks with big muscles and big hands.

And YOU have a thing for HUGGY....

 

[RadiomanATL]

You never do.

Tip of the day: When you do not make yourself clear, it is not the fault of the reader.

It is your fault.

You giving posting advice is funnier than Obama opening an institute on how to choose a church while running for public office.

So you intend to be an obtuse and unclear retard?

OK, your choice I guess.

 

[SpidermanTuba]

BP has decided that a $24 million oil-water separator promoted by actor Kevin Costner could be useful in its response to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, WWL-TV reports.

Costner came forward this month with an oil spill cleanup technology he started devising after the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska. He demonstrated a centrifuge that he said could be placed on barges and used to suck in oily water, separate the oil and spit out mostly pure water.

BP watched the machine at work this past Thursday.

Kevin Costner's idea for cleaning up Gulf of Mexico oil spill gets nod from BP, report says | NOLA.com

 

[geauxtohell]

BP has decided that a $24 million oil-water separator promoted by actor Kevin Costner could be useful in its response to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, WWL-TV reports.

Costner came forward this month with an oil spill cleanup technology he started devising after the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska. He demonstrated a centrifuge that he said could be placed on barges and used to suck in oily water, separate the oil and spit out mostly pure water.

BP watched the machine at work this past Thursday.

Kevin Costner's idea for cleaning up Gulf of Mexico oil spill gets nod from BP, report says | NOLA.com

You know, sometimes genius pops up in the most unlikely of places and maybe Costner is actually brilliant and has come up with something useful.

Or maybe, like Jeny McCarthy, he doesn't know shit from shinola and is getting undue attention for being an actor.

At any rate, why not see if it works?

 

[SpidermanTuba]

BP has decided that a $24 million oil-water separator promoted by actor Kevin Costner could be useful in its response to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, WWL-TV reports.

Costner came forward this month with an oil spill cleanup technology he started devising after the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska. He demonstrated a centrifuge that he said could be placed on barges and used to suck in oily water, separate the oil and spit out mostly pure water.

BP watched the machine at work this past Thursday.

Kevin Costner's idea for cleaning up Gulf of Mexico oil spill gets nod from BP, report says | NOLA.com

You know, sometimes genius pops up in the most unlikely of places and maybe Costner is actually brilliant and has come up with something useful.

Or maybe, like Jeny McCarthy, he doesn't know shit from shinola and is getting undue attention for being an actor.

At any rate, why not see if it works?

Costner a better engineer than actor? I would have bought that before reading this article, but now, I'm certain of it.

 

[geauxtohell]

Kevin Costner's idea for cleaning up Gulf of Mexico oil spill gets nod from BP, report says | NOLA.com

You know, sometimes genius pops up in the most unlikely of places and maybe Costner is actually brilliant and has come up with something useful.

Or maybe, like Jeny McCarthy, he doesn't know shit from shinola and is getting undue attention for being an actor.

At any rate, why not see if it works?

Costner a better engineer than actor? I would have bought that before reading this article, but now, I'm certain of it.

The article doesn't really say anything about it. It's basically a blurb. It does demonstrate that BP was completely unprepared to do anything on their own to clean up this mess (and thus have to rely on an actor's idea).

But, hey. Why not give it a whirl? I mean if it's stupid and it works than it's not stupid.

 

[Granny]

If it's so good why did Costner wait a month before presenting it?

 

[kwc57]

Just curious if Laura Ingraham has said Costner should "shut up and sing" yet?

If you click on the link within the OP's link, you get a larger story.

http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/05/kevin_costner_want_to_fight_gu.html

 

[SpidermanTuba]

You know, sometimes genius pops up in the most unlikely of places and maybe Costner is actually brilliant and has come up with something useful.

Or maybe, like Jeny McCarthy, he doesn't know shit from shinola and is getting undue attention for being an actor.

At any rate, why not see if it works?

Costner a better engineer than actor? I would have bought that before reading this article, but now, I'm certain of it.

The article doesn't really say anything about it. It's basically a blurb. It does demonstrate that BP was completely unprepared to do anything on their own to clean up this mess (and thus have to rely on an actor's idea).

But, hey. Why not give it a whirl? I mean if it's stupid and it works than it's not stupid.

Hey I think its a great idea. It seems so simple and obvious once you know about it - but required the sheer genius of Dances With Wolves to invent.

Hopefully Kevin can use the royalties to retire from acting.

 

[SpidermanTuba]

If it's so good why did Costner wait a month before presenting it?

It says he came forward with it "this month", not that he waited a month.

 

[Lost Soul]

If it's so good why did Costner wait a month before presenting it?

Could be because he thought Obama and his thugs would come up with something being the leader of this country. Since Obama is worried more as to how make himself look better and point fingers everywhere but at himself (remember how the libs whined how Bush would never take blame for anything on his watch) Costner might have decided that the White House is not capable of handling anything so stepped up to the plate.

 

[SpidermanTuba]

If it's so good why did Costner wait a month before presenting it?

Could be because he thought Obama and his thugs would come up with something being the leader of this country. Since Obama is worried more as to how make himself look better and point fingers everywhere but at himself (remember how the libs whined how Bush would never take blame for anything on his watch) Costner might have decided that the White House is not capable of handling anything so stepped up to the plate.

Yeah, that's it! You can't even read a story about an actor (if you can call him that) inventing something useful without coming up with some sort of way to hate on Obama.

 

[geauxtohell]

Just curious if Laura Ingraham has said Costner should "shut up and sing" yet?

LOL. Touche'!

If you click on the link within the OP's link, you get a larger story.

Kevin Costner wants to fight Gulf of Mexico oil spill | NOLA.com

Oh thanks. I missed that.