BullKurtz
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- #241
What's gone unmentioned here is the symbol of Thanksgiving....the damn TURKEY!
Ben Franklin thought it should be our nation's symbol instead of the eagle that mostly eats carrion other beasts have killed and left to rot. The turkey on the other hand is a noble bird.....beautiful and cunning. Anybody who's hunted them knows....you can sit out there with those ridiculous noise-makers gobbling like a fool and not see shit all day. And if you do lure in a Tom, make the slightest noise or twtich and he's gone. They can't fly like a goose, but they can cover plenty of distance in the air between landings....and don't think putting some shot in one is always going to bounce it....they're tough to kill. And finally let's not forget they're some of the finest, and cheapest, protein you can get and when you're finished gnawing on the thing's legs, you're provided with a nice NAP courtesy of the tryptophan in the meat. The turkey.....it's as American as apple pie damn it!
Ben Franklin thought it should be our nation's symbol instead of the eagle that mostly eats carrion other beasts have killed and left to rot. The turkey on the other hand is a noble bird.....beautiful and cunning. Anybody who's hunted them knows....you can sit out there with those ridiculous noise-makers gobbling like a fool and not see shit all day. And if you do lure in a Tom, make the slightest noise or twtich and he's gone. They can't fly like a goose, but they can cover plenty of distance in the air between landings....and don't think putting some shot in one is always going to bounce it....they're tough to kill. And finally let's not forget they're some of the finest, and cheapest, protein you can get and when you're finished gnawing on the thing's legs, you're provided with a nice NAP courtesy of the tryptophan in the meat. The turkey.....it's as American as apple pie damn it!
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