United Methodist Church To Split Over Gay Marriage

[Polishprince]

The third largest denomination in America is set to split up over gay marriage.

One branch will be spun off and will continue to oppose interracial gay marriage and gay clergy and casual Fridays.

The remaining branch, which sounds like it will be the bulk of the church, will allow gay marriage and gay clergy and wet T-shirt contests.

United Methodist Church is expected to split over gay marriage, fracturing the nation’s third-largest denomination

Friday’s announcement came as new sanctions were set to go into effect in the church, which would have made punishments for United Methodist Church pastors who perform same-sex weddings much more severe: one year’s suspension without pay for the first wedding and removal from the clergy for any wedding after that.

Instead, leaders from liberal and conservative wings signed an agreement saying they will postpone those sanctions and instead vote to split at the worldwide church’s May general conference.

They said the agreement was brokered by Kenneth Feinberg, the mediation expert who handled the compensation fund for victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, among other major negotiations.


"See you all in Hell!"

Yes, and this is fantastic. Heretics needed to be cut off from the church, and this is exactly what needed done.
Another fantastic win for Christianity, and separation from the those who oppose the G-d of the Bible.

It think that both the Homosexual neo-methodists and the Normative methodists can both agree with that sentiment.

Homosexuals believe in Adam and Steve and glorify homosexuality. They have to be glad to see the Normative people skedaddle too.

 

[Andylusion]

If your arguments were stronger you wouldn't need to misstate the arguments of others to make yours.

Churches will evolve

As society becomes more accepting of homosexual relationships, churchgoers will become less tolerant of the hate coming from the pulpit

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

 

[Andylusion]

The third largest denomination in America is set to split up over gay marriage.

One branch will be spun off and will continue to oppose interracial gay marriage and gay clergy and casual Fridays.

The remaining branch, which sounds like it will be the bulk of the church, will allow gay marriage and gay clergy and wet T-shirt contests.

United Methodist Church is expected to split over gay marriage, fracturing the nation’s third-largest denomination

Friday’s announcement came as new sanctions were set to go into effect in the church, which would have made punishments for United Methodist Church pastors who perform same-sex weddings much more severe: one year’s suspension without pay for the first wedding and removal from the clergy for any wedding after that.

Instead, leaders from liberal and conservative wings signed an agreement saying they will postpone those sanctions and instead vote to split at the worldwide church’s May general conference.

They said the agreement was brokered by Kenneth Feinberg, the mediation expert who handled the compensation fund for victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, among other major negotiations.


"See you all in Hell!"

Yes, and this is fantastic. Heretics needed to be cut off from the church, and this is exactly what needed done.
Another fantastic win for Christianity, and separation from the those who oppose the G-d of the Bible.

Shaman Andy has spoken!

freaks...

Yes, I did. So did a ton of Methodists. Too bad for you, huh?

 

[SaxxyBlues]

Nothing is going to happen until General Conference this May.

 

[Polishprince]

Churches will evolve

As society becomes more accepting of homosexual relationships, churchgoers will become less tolerant of the hate coming from the pulpit

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

What I don't understand is why someone involved in Homosexuality would need to be a giving, active member of a religious community. They can take it in the ass or whatever without involving religion.

I sort of see how Homos might like to stir the pot with Straight Arrows by playing church, but I can't see this as a long time activity

 

[rightwinger]

Churches will evolve

As society becomes more accepting of homosexual relationships, churchgoers will become less tolerant of the hate coming from the pulpit

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

RIddle me this, RW.

Are you willing to give Hoes, Pimps and Johns the same respect that you give Homos including She-Males?

Or the fact that the Pimp Liberation Movement doesn't give money to the Democrat Party their orientation shouldn't be glorified?

I honestly don’t care about prostitution

It is a victimless crime

 

[rightwinger]

Churches will evolve

As society becomes more accepting of homosexual relationships, churchgoers will become less tolerant of the hate coming from the pulpit

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

 

[Andylusion]

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

 

[Andylusion]

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Church court convicts pastor of sexual misconduct | United Methodist News Service

A church court removed a pastor’s credentials in The United Methodist Church late Jan. 12 after he was found guilty of sexual misconduct.

The Rev. Errol Leslie, who formerly served in the Florida Conference and currently served two churches in Connecticut, stood trial Jan. 11-12 in Lakeland, Florida, on accusations he had sexual relations with a laywoman and misused his authority.​

SO... you fail.... move on.

 

[rightwinger]

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

 

[Polishprince]

I've never seen this hate from the pulpit you speak of.

As for your prediction...

Ten Signs of a Culture's End | Clinton Memorial Library

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

RIddle me this, RW.

Are you willing to give Hoes, Pimps and Johns the same respect that you give Homos including She-Males?

Or the fact that the Pimp Liberation Movement doesn't give money to the Democrat Party their orientation shouldn't be glorified?

I honestly don’t care about prostitution

It is a victimless crime

Fair enough. But are you willing to glorify Pimps, Hoes and Johns, and bring them into the libraries to do story time for little kids and teach History of Pimpery in the schools?

 

[rightwinger]

Culture ends when it begins to accept hate coming from its churches

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Church court convicts pastor of sexual misconduct | United Methodist News Service

A church court removed a pastor’s credentials in The United Methodist Church late Jan. 12 after he was found guilty of sexual misconduct.

The Rev. Errol Leslie, who formerly served in the Florida Conference and currently served two churches in Connecticut, stood trial Jan. 11-12 in Lakeland, Florida, on accusations he had sexual relations with a laywoman and misused his authority.​

SO... you fail.... move on.

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[Polishprince]

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Actually, President Trump literally denied having relations with that Stormy Daniels hoe.

 

[Andylusion]

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Church court convicts pastor of sexual misconduct | United Methodist News Service

A church court removed a pastor’s credentials in The United Methodist Church late Jan. 12 after he was found guilty of sexual misconduct.

The Rev. Errol Leslie, who formerly served in the Florida Conference and currently served two churches in Connecticut, stood trial Jan. 11-12 in Lakeland, Florida, on accusations he had sexual relations with a laywoman and misused his authority.​

SO... you fail.... move on.

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What does that have to do with this? The context of this discussion is the church. Is Trump the pastor of a Church? If not, you have no point.

 

[Polishprince]

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Church court convicts pastor of sexual misconduct | United Methodist News Service

A church court removed a pastor’s credentials in The United Methodist Church late Jan. 12 after he was found guilty of sexual misconduct.

The Rev. Errol Leslie, who formerly served in the Florida Conference and currently served two churches in Connecticut, stood trial Jan. 11-12 in Lakeland, Florida, on accusations he had sexual relations with a laywoman and misused his authority.​

SO... you fail.... move on.

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What's wrong with this pic? Its just Trump posing with some of the world's top female athletes.

 

[Andylusion]

It has nothing to do with "hate", RW.

Its just a disagreement over doctrine, and the question as to whether Almighty God put Adam and Eve in the Garden, or if it was Adam and Steve

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Really? Because I haven't seen a single person at my church, or any other church, praying to Trump? So you have no point. You lose yet again.

 

[rightwinger]

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Actually, President Trump literally denied having relations with that Stormy Daniels hoe.

Denied with a $130,000 payout

 

[rightwinger]

It all comes down to hate
Homosexual “sin” seems to be the only sin they are concerned about

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Really? Because I haven't seen a single person at my church, or any other church, praying to Trump? So you have no point. You lose yet again.

Trump doesn’t want your prayers
He wants your votes

Votes that evangelical Christians offered in hordes

They condemn Homos but support the most immoral President in history

 

[Polishprince]

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Actually, President Trump literally denied having relations with that Stormy Daniels hoe.

Denied with a $130,000 payout

Trump's a billionaire, that's just chicken scratch to him.

Ms. Daniels was shaking him down right before the election, and Mr. Trump was concerned that Daniels who deflect attention away from the issues.

Further, he figured he could just sue the broad for the money back after the election was over.

 

[Andylusion]

Only to you. I see preachers preaching against all sins. The only people who think like you, are those like you.

They don’t seem to mind adultery

Um... What are you smoking? I can think of a dozen people who have been removed from their ministries over adultery. I think of 3 people first hand in my life, that were kicked out of churches I went to, over adultery.

So, again.... what are you smoking?

Sure
And you worship a man who has been married three times and bangs porn stars on the side

But Homos are evil

Really? Because I haven't seen a single person at my church, or any other church, praying to Trump? So you have no point. You lose yet again.

Trump doesn’t want your prayers
He wants your votes

Votes that evangelical Christians offered in hordes

They condemn Homos but support the most immoral President in history

That's very interesting!

So back to Churches and gay marriage, since that is kind of the topic.... and has nothing to do with Trump wanting my vote.

You claimed churches don't care about adultery, and I posted you a direct link, from a Methodist news source about a Methodist preacher, being removed for adultery from a Methodist church.

SO.... you are still wrong... and you haven't made a valid point yet.
Anything else you would like to add to your failure? Or can you admit you were wrong, and we can move on?