Nosmo King
Gold Member
There was a woman who was absolutely crazy for the Beatles. She couldn't get enough of the Fab Four. So she decided to have images of the Beatles tattooed on her. She wanted John Lennon's profile tattooed on the inner portion of her left upper thigh. Paul McCartney would grace her right upper thigh.
the tattoo artist said "Ma'am, I've heard stranger things than that! Slip out of your jeans and hop up on the table."
An hour and a half later after the electric needle and considerable pain, the tattoo artist applied dressings to the new tattoos and told the woman, "Now, keep them clean and dry. Three days from now we'll remove the dressings and see how they turned out."
72 hours later the woman returned to the tattoo parlor, removed her jeans and jumped up on the table. The tattoo artist carefully removed the dressings and handed her a hand mirror.
"What the hell did you do?!?" exclaimed the woman upon initial inspection. "This was supposed to be John Lennon's face! and this! Paul was the cute one! Have you ever seen a picture of Paul McCartney?"
The tattoo artist was perplexed at best. He called over an old drunk who was getting a Woody Woodpecker with a cigar tattooed onto his shoulder.
"Buddy," the tattoo artist began "Take a look between this woman's legs and tell me who you see."
The drunk squinted up into the woman's crotch and said, "I can't place the face on the left. And I don't know that fella on the right. But the one in the middle, with the beard and the bad breath. That's Willie Nelson, right?"
the tattoo artist said "Ma'am, I've heard stranger things than that! Slip out of your jeans and hop up on the table."
An hour and a half later after the electric needle and considerable pain, the tattoo artist applied dressings to the new tattoos and told the woman, "Now, keep them clean and dry. Three days from now we'll remove the dressings and see how they turned out."
72 hours later the woman returned to the tattoo parlor, removed her jeans and jumped up on the table. The tattoo artist carefully removed the dressings and handed her a hand mirror.
"What the hell did you do?!?" exclaimed the woman upon initial inspection. "This was supposed to be John Lennon's face! and this! Paul was the cute one! Have you ever seen a picture of Paul McCartney?"
The tattoo artist was perplexed at best. He called over an old drunk who was getting a Woody Woodpecker with a cigar tattooed onto his shoulder.
"Buddy," the tattoo artist began "Take a look between this woman's legs and tell me who you see."
The drunk squinted up into the woman's crotch and said, "I can't place the face on the left. And I don't know that fella on the right. But the one in the middle, with the beard and the bad breath. That's Willie Nelson, right?"