USMB Male Folk: Alpha vs. Beta quiz

[boedicca]

Lol any male who would answer each question with an “alpha” response is secretly a whiny little bitch like Trump is.

You only got 2 As, didnt ya, faggot?

I definitely got about 8 B’s. What’s so nauseatingly stupid about this is the blatant western macho stereotype that is so shallow and a complete false representation of the male gender. We are talking about 1% of men who would honestly answer this survey with all “A’s”.

Sure, men (especially Trump and his supporters) would like to think they would answer with all A’s, but they are lying to themselves. They are just conditioned by society to be expected to be all A’s. The truth of the matter is that every man feels insecure from time to time. How often they feel insecure is the better question when it comes to their stability as a person. I get insecure sometimes. I’m not ashamed to admit it. The OP and DarkFury know they get insecure at least every once in awhile. That’s part of being human. Guys just like to put up a front on how macho they are and it’s so stupid. Take Trump for example, on the surface, he wants to come across tough, brilliant, and assertive, but he so obviously isn’t lol. His actual behavior shows he is deeply insecure ALL of the time. He just tries desperately to hide it. I mean my god, he has fake hair and a tan. Why doesn’t he just accept the aging process like a real man?

I also want to point out that some of these questions involve career choices that only a tiny minority of men go after. That alone invalidates this retarded survey.

So you're a Beta. Embrace the suck, bub.

 

[Billy000]

Lol any male who would answer each question with an “alpha” response is secretly a whiny little bitch like Trump is.

You only got 2 As, didnt ya, faggot?

I definitely got about 8 B’s. What’s so nauseatingly stupid about this is the blatant western macho stereotype that is so shallow and a complete false representation of the male gender. We are talking about 1% of men who would honestly answer this survey with all “A’s”.

Sure, men (especially Trump and his supporters) would like to think they would answer with all A’s, but they are lying to themselves. They are just conditioned by society to be expected to be all A’s. The truth of the matter is that every man feels insecure from time to time. How often they feel insecure is the better question when it comes to their stability as a person. I get insecure sometimes. I’m not ashamed to admit it. The OP and DarkFury know they get insecure at least every once in awhile. That’s part of being human. Guys just like to put up a front on how macho they are and it’s so stupid. Take Trump for example, on the surface, he wants to come across tough, brilliant, and assertive, but he so obviously isn’t lol. His actual behavior shows he is deeply insecure ALL of the time. He just tries desperately to hide it. I mean my god, he has fake hair and a tan. Why doesn’t he just accept the aging process like a real man?

I also want to point out that some of these questions involve career choices that only a tiny minority of men go after. That alone invalidates this retarded survey.

So you're a Beta. Embrace the suck, bub.

I would say you are the beta in the way you lie to yourself about this crap. A real man accepts he has faults and limitations.

 

[boedicca]

Lol any male who would answer each question with an “alpha” response is secretly a whiny little bitch like Trump is.

You only got 2 As, didnt ya, faggot?

I definitely got about 8 B’s. What’s so nauseatingly stupid about this is the blatant western macho stereotype that is so shallow and a complete false representation of the male gender. We are talking about 1% of men who would honestly answer this survey with all “A’s”.

Sure, men (especially Trump and his supporters) would like to think they would answer with all A’s, but they are lying to themselves. They are just conditioned by society to be expected to be all A’s. The truth of the matter is that every man feels insecure from time to time. How often they feel insecure is the better question when it comes to their stability as a person. I get insecure sometimes. I’m not ashamed to admit it. The OP and DarkFury know they get insecure at least every once in awhile. That’s part of being human. Guys just like to put up a front on how macho they are and it’s so stupid. Take Trump for example, on the surface, he wants to come across tough, brilliant, and assertive, but he so obviously isn’t lol. His actual behavior shows he is deeply insecure ALL of the time. He just tries desperately to hide it. I mean my god, he has fake hair and a tan. Why doesn’t he just accept the aging process like a real man?

I also want to point out that some of these questions involve career choices that only a tiny minority of men go after. That alone invalidates this retarded survey.

So you're a Beta. Embrace the suck, bub.

I would say you are the beta in the way you lie to yourself about this crap. A real man accepts he has faults and limitations.

I'm an Alpha Female, bub.

But this quiz is for Males. And you are definitely Not An Alpha.

 

[J.E.D]

Gay thread is gay

 

[Auld Phart]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

0 answers

Dont' give a damn about online tests, or what they are supposed to determine

 

[Harpy Eagle]

14 was my only B, and that is based on my life now. I choose not to have much of a social life outside of my family


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[boedicca]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

0 answers

Dont' give a damn about online tests, or what they are supposed to determine

Well, then you are even lower than a Gamma, so I'll peg you as a Zeta.

 

[miketx]

Tell me when all the mean bad men are gone!

 

[boedicca]

Gay thread is gay

^^^ Another Beta...or perhaps an Epsilon, Gamma or Zeta ^^^

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Haha....here's the thing...if you took the time to take the test, your probably not an alpha.
An alpha doesn't care to take a test about whether he/she is an an alpha.

 

[WinterBorn]

The thing is, if you spend much time trying to PROVE you are an alpha male, you probably aren't one.

And the idea that you are either in charge or are somehow second class is pure nonsense. But I find it amusing that so many men claim to always be the leader. If they are all leaders, who is following?

 

[BULLDOG]

There is no allowance for RWNJs who lie because they want to be Alpha.

 

[del]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

take your quiz and stuff it up your ass, sally

 

[Auld Phart]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

0 answers

Dont' give a damn about online tests, or what they are supposed to determine

Well, then you are even lower than a Gamma, so I'll peg you as a Zeta.

If Zeta means I'm sure enough of myself I don't need to a ridiculous online test to find out what I am, then I'm a Zeta

 

[boedicca]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

take your quiz and stuff it up your ass, sally

^^^ Obsession with Ass-Stuffing pegs del as an Epison ^^^

 

[Lysistrata]

Lol any male who would answer each question with an “alpha” response is secretly a whiny little bitch like Trump is.

You only got 2 As, didnt ya, faggot?

I definitely got about 8 B’s. What’s so nauseatingly stupid about this is the blatant western macho stereotype that is so shallow and a complete false representation of the male gender. We are talking about 1% of men who would honestly answer this survey with all “A’s”.

Sure, men (especially Trump and his supporters) would like to think they would answer with all A’s, but they are lying to themselves. They are just conditioned by society to be expected to be all A’s. The truth of the matter is that every man feels insecure from time to time. How often they feel insecure is the better question when it comes to their stability as a person. I get insecure sometimes. I’m not ashamed to admit it. The OP and DarkFury know they get insecure at least every once in awhile. That’s part of being human. Guys just like to put up a front on how macho they are and it’s so stupid. Take Trump for example, on the surface, he wants to come across tough, brilliant, and assertive, but he so obviously isn’t lol. His actual behavior shows he is deeply insecure ALL of the time. He just tries desperately to hide it. I mean my god, he has fake hair and a tan. Why doesn’t he just accept the aging process like a real man?

I also want to point out that some of these questions involve career choices that only a tiny minority of men go after. That alone invalidates this retarded survey.

So you're a Beta. Embrace the suck, bub.

I would say you are the beta in the way you lie to yourself about this crap. A real man accepts he has faults and limitations.

I'm an Alpha Female, bub.

But this quiz is for Males. And you are definitely Not An Alpha.

Love this quiz, It's hilarious. I, too, am an alpha female, and the men around me know it. Thanks for putting up such a wonderful fight against the Romans. Onward!

 

[Meathead]

The thing is, if you spend much time trying to PROVE you are an alpha male, you probably aren't one.

And the idea that you are either in charge or are somehow second class is pure nonsense. But I find it amusing that so many men claim to always be the leader. If they are all leaders, who is following?

You can be a fag and be an alpha-male of sorts, but I'm sure you're beta anyway.

 

[boedicca]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

0 answers

Dont' give a damn about online tests, or what they are supposed to determine

Well, then you are even lower than a Gamma, so I'll peg you as a Zeta.

If Zeta means I'm sure enough of myself I don't need to a ridiculous online test to find out what I am, then I'm a Zeta

It is a truth universally acknowledged that posters who post, in threads about quizzes, their reasons for not taking the quiz are fearful that the results will prove that they are Beta minuses.

 

[del]

^^^ Obsession with Ass-Stuffing pegs del as an Epison ^^^

typical omega response

 

[BULLDOG]

Lol any male who would answer each question with an “alpha” response is secretly a whiny little bitch like Trump is.

You only got 2 As, didnt ya, faggot?

I definitely got about 8 B’s. What’s so nauseatingly stupid about this is the blatant western macho stereotype that is so shallow and a complete false representation of the male gender. We are talking about 1% of men who would honestly answer this survey with all “A’s”.

Sure, men (especially Trump and his supporters) would like to think they would answer with all A’s, but they are lying to themselves. They are just conditioned by society to be expected to be all A’s. The truth of the matter is that every man feels insecure from time to time. How often they feel insecure is the better question when it comes to their stability as a person. I get insecure sometimes. I’m not ashamed to admit it. The OP and DarkFury know they get insecure at least every once in awhile. That’s part of being human. Guys just like to put up a front on how macho they are and it’s so stupid. Take Trump for example, on the surface, he wants to come across tough, brilliant, and assertive, but he so obviously isn’t lol. His actual behavior shows he is deeply insecure ALL of the time. He just tries desperately to hide it. I mean my god, he has fake hair and a tan. Why doesn’t he just accept the aging process like a real man?

I also want to point out that some of these questions involve career choices that only a tiny minority of men go after. That alone invalidates this retarded survey.

So you're a Beta. Embrace the suck, bub.

I would say you are the beta in the way you lie to yourself about this crap. A real man accepts he has faults and limitations.

I'm an Alpha Female, bub.

But this quiz is for Males. And you are definitely Not An Alpha.

Sorry but I'll need to see a DNA test before I accept you are a woman. Women usually don't have such a pronounced moustasche..