otto105
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The decision to permanently cut off your dick is far more profound and significant than the decision to have sex or get a tattoo.
Use some common sense, man.
You cannot have it both ways with respect to informed consent.
Trump Vows to Ban Menstruation
AUG 09, 2024
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DETROIT (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the most disgusting thing Democrats ever came up with,” Donald J. Trump told supporters on Friday that as president he would ban menstruation.
“Crazy Kamala, Tampon Tim, and the far-left Democrats are in favor of this terrible thing,” he said. “They’re even providing supplies for it.”
Claiming that “no one menstruated” when he was president, he added, “This should never be allowed to happen in our country.”
Trump declared that he and JD Vance would “stop the flow of illegal menstruation” by requiring women to remain pregnant “at all times,” vowing, “I will build the uterine wall.”