I consider myself conservative yet I fall into most of those. The issue I think is you are taking a jab at republican issues and I would define conservatives differently. I am pro choice (at least to a point) anti war, anti drug laws and mostly want to see the government out of marrying people altogether. I think that all those are actual conservative ideals if they are true to themselves. Where most people get stuck is when the conservative losses the core of conservatism (freedom and small government) for a view of government backed morality. In that case, I believe those are not examples of conservatism but are actually far close to progressive ideals.
Those are Conservative ideals. Just look around and see what your fellow conservatives have enacted. Conservatives are anti-choice, pro War on Drugs, pro Nation Building, and against gays marrying each other.
However, libertarians like to think that they are progressive.
At least what you refer to as a "conservative" has never hung blacks or attempted to ban cheeseburgers or happy meal toys while claiming they support "individualism."
Oh yeah and throwing blacks in ghetto subsidized housing while throwing them table scraps while telling them they're oppressed and lucky they get table scraps.
Ya fucking racist progressives..
This is nonsense.