what do you guys think would be the proper New Year's Resolutions to get America back in working order
sure.....
any whinebag limosine liberal will have a solar panel bolted to his/her head
All American citizens of the age of 18 shall undergo firearm safety training , and will be accountable for militia duty.
all the neocons will be given a ticker tape parade straight to the next troop transport headed out
All 501C3 qualifying churches can continue tax free, with faith based inititives provided they perform altar abortions by female priests
The national id system will be instituted, for the powers that be. all elected officials will be required to have microchips installed in their heads publicly accessible with 3000gigs of e-mailable storage
DP advocates will be allowed their choice of execution, as long as they administer in via HBO prime time , hosted by Ed McMann in his star search persona
Touture will be legalaized, Hillary Clinton will be in charge of details @ Gitmo
prostitution, beastality, sodomy, adultery and poligamy will all be taxable
the homeless will all be allowed one day a year @1600 penn ave , the SS will just have to cope....
John Stewart will be the white house press speaker, Ann Coulter will be given a front row seat
The IRS will produce understandable tax codes, and have the one potatoe, two potaoe song for hold music
The educational system's supervisory union(s) employees will be repetitively tested for ADD with electrodes on their genitals , a sliding scale salary shall be applied to scores....choice of voltage via attending parents of attendee students....
Pentagon employees will all be tested for drug use, those that produce a unclean test will be reprimanded and summarily sent to the Ukraine front for reeducation
Anyone caught listening to political shock jocks will be chained to a goat for a month..... the assilant shall be unchained in the event s/he confirms the goat makes more sense ,,,,,,.............
Any public service office shall become a draft style lottery system, candidates can choose their party of choice , term limits shall be a sole tenure event
Sick Americans will be given free bussrides to the Canadian border ,some quick dialect training, and a pair of muclucs....
Homeland security will dress like star wars troopers
Hail to the chief will be played by Ted Nugent at all potus functions
~S (vote fer me)~