Woman Believes That She Found Oldest Message In A Bottle Ever

[Road Runner]

Although that would be really cool if she did, it's hard to tell if these stories are authentic. After all, it could be easily faked.

 

[wamose]

Amazing. The message was written by Nostradamus and it said "a mixed breed woman will run for the Presidency in 2024 and if she makes it, we'll all be speaking Chinese within a year". MAGA

 

[whitehall]

It makes the Dead Sea Scrolls look like supermarket tabloids.