You Might Be A Democrat

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Written By : Robert Cleveland, April 29, 2013

You might be a Democrat if you believe…

The very last one certainly hits the mark! Check it out @ You Might Be A Democrat | Right Wing News

 

[TemplarKormac]

Uh oh. This one's about to get ugly.

 

[ClosedCaption]

You Might Be A Republican If...

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

 

[TemplarKormac]

AHAHA I love it!

 

[TemplarKormac]

You Might Be A Republican If...

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

Told ya.

 

[OriginalShroom]

Roflmao.

 

[Freemason9]

You might be a Republican if you have just retired, started collecting Social Security, moved from Medicaid to Medicare, after 35 years of disability. And if you inherited farmland.

 

[ClosedCaption]

You might be a Republican if...

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

 

[BreezeWood]

It’s still Bush’s fault.

The last one is more for the Rs to live with after 2012 ... and Hillary in 2016.

 

[BlindBoo]

Actually, you might just be a simpleton if you believe that!