Photonic
Ad astra!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L8dxev3y58]Climategate Part 2 -Gaia Worship and The Formation of the New World Order - YouTube[/ame]
So you're a conspiracy nut. That explains a lot of things.
As to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that is a parody religion to show people why their religion is just as crazy. Just change a few words and boom, they celebrate the same thing.