Anyone see Trump's hilarious speech at the National Prayer Breakfast?

[Seawytch]

And the Trumpbots fall deathly silent.

 

[Silhouette]

Just in case nobody posted this yet:



Yep, he was still campaigning and saying "we're the greatest". He addressed the chaplain cursing saying "what the hell". Gushing all over and talking about who he fired on the Apprentice.

 

[Vandalshandle]

My best guess is that if he has the occasion to speak at an Easter event, he will start off something like this.

"There are some who are born to greatness, and others who rise to greatness. Though Jesus came from humble origins, he rose up to become as great an inspiration as those of us on whom God bestowed greatness from the moment of our birth. Jesus did a good job, and even though he was a Jew, his ratings remain strong and his reputation is durable, unlike that loser Mohammad. I will see to it that those of us to believe in him, will allow him to speak though any Christian tax-exempt organization in this country. When he returns to earth, he will certainly be invited to the Trump White House to shake my hand."

 

[jillian]

I don't want to make any comments before someone else does. Trump was so far out into the Twilight Zone, anything I say, sTRUMPettes will assume I'm making it up.

here's the transcript....

he sounds like he's on drugs

Read Trump's Remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast

 

[Seawytch]

Did Hussein ever attend a Prayer Breakfast? Obama's alleged "most open administration" was a joke. It was the most secretive and stealthy administration in history and that's the way lefties liked it. Trump doesn't give a damn about how Soros twists his words or that the left is still hysterical over an election that happened three months ago. It's refreshing to see Trump speak to patriots instead of socialists and anarchists and it's not surprising that the left hates it. .

Not only did he attend...RW nuts usually found something to attack him for...and NOTHING he ever said reached the ludicrous levels Cheetolini just did.

 

[g5000]

My best guess is that if he has the occasion to speak at an Easter event, he will start off something like this.

"There are some who are born to greatness, and others who rise to greatness. Though Jesus came from humble origins, he rose up to become as great an inspiration as those of us on whom God bestowed greatness from the moment of our birth. Jesus did a good job, and even though he was a Jew, his ratings remain strong and his reputation is durable, unlike that loser Mohammad. I will see to it that those of us to believe in him, will allow him to speak though any Christian tax-exempt organization in this country. When he returns to earth, he will certainly be invited to the Trump White House to shake my hand."

"Jesus only had a few dozen people...at the most, at the most...show up for his Crucifixion, and even less showed up for his Ascension. I think the biggest crowd he ever had was 5000, right?"

 

[jillian]

Come on right wingers. Even you guys can't call this orange clown presidential.

What part did you hate Moon Bat? The part where he was praising our troops? Good thing that that stupid nitwit Kenyan Catastrophe isn't representing the American people anymore at functions like that. He was an embarrassment to the country.

it's so funny seeing sub literates call smarter people "moon bats"

poor dear. try reading the speech... but with comprehension. you might find it helpful in navigating your everyday life.

 

[jillian]

Did Hussein ever attend a Prayer Breakfast? Obama's alleged "most open administration" was a joke. It was the most secretive and stealthy administration in history and that's the way lefties liked it. Trump doesn't give a damn about how Soros twists his words or that the left is still hysterical over an election that happened three months ago. It's refreshing to see Trump speak to patriots instead of socialists and anarchists and it's not surprising that the left hates it. .

the name was president Obama, white trash boy.... and yes, he went every year. but it didn't matter how sensitive or how intelligent what he said was.... you're only interested in the breitbart kkk president.

 

[bodecea]

Did Hussein ever attend a Prayer Breakfast? Obama's alleged "most open administration" was a joke. It was the most secretive and stealthy administration in history and that's the way lefties liked it. Trump doesn't give a damn about how Soros twists his words or that the left is still hysterical over an election that happened three months ago. It's refreshing to see Trump speak to patriots instead of socialists and anarchists and it's not surprising that the left hates it. .

If you are referring to President Obama...he did...every year.

 

[bodecea]

He prayed for The Apprentice ratings.

I shit you not.

And not for its success. He prayed Schwartzenegger would get lower ratings than him. Trump couldn't take it if Ahnuld did better than he did.

That was the part that had me laughing. And here we will have his apologists lining up to call that appropriate for a Prayer Breakfast and oh so *presidential.

 

[Silhouette]

"Jesus only had a few dozen people...at the most, at the most...show up for his Crucifixion, and even less showed up for his Ascension. I think the biggest crowd he ever had was 5000, right?"

"....and Jesus' hands were much smaller than mine....much smaller...believe me.. and that Mary Magdalene was a bit of a cow really...nothing like my hot daughter Ivanka."

Let's do a montage! We'll write his Easter address.

 

[Vandalshandle]

I can not wait to see how his press secretary explains this one.....

 

[theHawk]

Come on right wingers. Even you guys can't call this orange clown presidential.

What part is so weird to you? I'm not going to watch 23 minutes of it, I skipped through parts of it, he tells some jokes, then talks about what he wants to do.

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

Arnold Schwarzenegger hilariously jabs Trump over petty ‘Apprentice’ boasts at prayer event

 

[Flash]

[Q

the name was president Obama, white trash boy.....

The Kenyan Catastrophe is a better moniker for the incompetent affirmative action nitwit.

You know, the idiot that cut a stupid deal to take in 1200 friggin Muslims that the Australians didn't want.

 

[Flash]

President Buckwheat made a terrible deal with the Australians. Trump told the Australians he wasn't going to abide by one of Buckwheat's stupid agreements.

MAGA Baby!

Hopefully the Iranian and the Cuban deals will be next to get axed. The Kenyan Catastrophe was a disaster for this country.

 

[Billy000]

Come on right wingers. Even you guys can't call this orange clown presidential.

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. He is such a doofus. Republicans are either in denial about Trump or they are as dumb and emotionally immature as he is.

 

[bodecea]

This is what the GOP has got.

 

[rdean]

Did Hussein ever attend a Prayer Breakfast? Obama's alleged "most open administration" was a joke. It was the most secretive and stealthy administration in history and that's the way lefties liked it. Trump doesn't give a damn about how Soros twists his words or that the left is still hysterical over an election that happened three months ago. It's refreshing to see Trump speak to patriots instead of socialists and anarchists and it's not surprising that the left hates it. .

Don't be a nitwit dipshit. Or is it a dipshit nitwit? What ever.
don't be that.