Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...….
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered...…
The second surgeon says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians cause everything inside them is color coded"....
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order"...….
The fourth chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.....Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over".....
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he says, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine......plus the head and the ass are interchangeable"