Ben Carson's Strange Theory About The Egyptian Pyramids

Likely in a granary.
You are an idiot.

IT is funny how morons like you feel so comfortable slamming the intelligence of one of the top surgeons in the world all because your idiotology justifies it.

Again, you are a fucking moron.

You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.
 

So you feel that a hermetically sealed facility would not be suitable to store grain?

The simple truth is that such would be suitable for the storage of grain. Therefore, there is nothing strange about the theory.
You know that the pyramids are almost solid stone and rubble, right?

The lack of significant storage chambers in the pyramid tends to take the shine off the 'storage' part of 'grain storage' apple.

The lack of grain takes care of the grain part too. Making the theory perfectly useless.

Perfectly.
 
Likely in a granary.
You are an idiot.

IT is funny how morons like you feel so comfortable slamming the intelligence of one of the top surgeons in the world all because your idiotology justifies it.

Again, you are a fucking moron.

You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Hey, everyone knows that brain surgery translates nicely to masonry and architecture. The degrees are virtually interchangeable.
 
I think the great pyramid in particular may have had some scientific/ technological purpose which has since been lost to history.

Yep, I am pretty sure it had astrological applications and alignments that served them for forecasting planting times, etc.

Damn, girl, you got one right! :D

Doesn't look like it. The best theory I've heard is that the orientation and arrangement was done to place the pyramids into a pattern with the nile river that 3 sacred stars followed in relation to the milky way. Which appears as a vast river of stars in the preindustrial sky.
 

So you feel that a hermetically sealed facility would not be suitable to store grain?

The simple truth is that such would be suitable for the storage of grain. Therefore, there is nothing strange about the theory.
You know that the pyramids are almost solid stone and rubble, right?

The lack of significant storage chambers in the pyramid tends to take the shine off the 'storage' part of 'grain storage' apple.

The lack of grain takes care of the grain part too. Making the theory perfectly useless.

Perfectly.

If Carson was smart he'd laugh it off. Seriously. Go with the old Nike promo of Bo knows.


Ben knows archeology?
Ben knows Biology too.



Then at the end have him sawing the guitar with someone playing a Bo Didley song
 

So you feel that a hermetically sealed facility would not be suitable to store grain?

The simple truth is that such would be suitable for the storage of grain. Therefore, there is nothing strange about the theory.
You know that the pyramids are almost solid stone and rubble, right?

The lack of significant storage chambers in the pyramid tends to take the shine off the 'storage' part of 'grain storage' apple.

The lack of grain takes care of the grain part too. Making the theory perfectly useless.

Perfectly.

If Carson was smart he'd laugh it off. Seriously. Go with the old Nike promo of Bo knows.


Ben knows archeology?
Ben knows Biology too.



Then at the end have him sawing the guitar with someone playing a Bo Didley song


Probably smarter yes. But he's trying to make archaeology match his beliefs. And he's willing to ignore archaeology to do it.
 
It would be cool to go back in Obama's history and pick his brain.......but we can't seem to find a whole lot about him or than the fact that he really wanted to raise the cost of energy for American consumers.

Now, why in the hell would he want to do that?

Every candidate's life is an open book......except Obama's for some strange reason. Most of his life was discovered after he was elected. We seem to be learning a bunch of shit that can't be verified about everyone else.....but Obama's life is practically a secret. And when you asked any of his spokespeople about his accomplishments.....they couldn't come up with one. What leadership positions did he hold? Nobody knew. Eventually they just said he was a community-organizer.....better known as a community-troublemaker.

So if the story about Carson thinking the Pyramids were created to store grain is true......considering the compulsive liar we've been dealing with the last 7 plus years, so the fuck what!!!
well, obama thought there were 57 states in the union. Funny stuff.
 
It would be cool to go back in Obama's history and pick his brain.......but we can't seem to find a whole lot about him or than the fact that he really wanted to raise the cost of energy for American consumers.

Now, why in the hell would he want to do that?

Every candidate's life is an open book......except Obama's for some strange reason. Most of his life was discovered after he was elected. We seem to be learning a bunch of shit that can't be verified about everyone else.....but Obama's life is practically a secret. And when you asked any of his spokespeople about his accomplishments.....they couldn't come up with one. What leadership positions did he hold? Nobody knew. Eventually they just said he was a community-organizer.....better known as a community-troublemaker.

So if the story about Carson thinking the Pyramids were created to store grain is true......considering the compulsive liar we've been dealing with the last 7 plus years, so the fuck what!!!
well, obama thought there were 57 states in the union. Funny stuff.

Obama fumbled over 'we've visisted 50 states in 7 days'. It was a verbal gaffe, off the cuff.And he's never stood by the idea that the US has 57 States.

Carson gave an elaborate theory.

“My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,” Carson – who last week overtook Republican rival Donald Trump for the first time in a national poll – told graduates in his address.

“Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it.

“And I don’t think it’d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain.”


Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs

This wasn't a verbal gaffe or a jumbling of words. This was an accurate expression of what Carson really thinks. And as of yesterday....Carson is gonna polish that turd:

Republican presidential hopeful stands by remarks made in 1998, but criticised ‘scientists’ who he said claimed pyramids were built by ‘alien beings’

Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs
But again, its irrelevant. Carson supporters don't give a fuck if they guy is factually accurate. Carson actually made up an entire West Point scholarship that was allegedly offered to him. And admitted this morning that he lied about the whole thing.

And it won't matter to his supporters. They don't care if he's actually right. They care if he *feels* right.
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
 
It would be cool to go back in Obama's history and pick his brain.......but we can't seem to find a whole lot about him or than the fact that he really wanted to raise the cost of energy for American consumers.

Now, why in the hell would he want to do that?

Every candidate's life is an open book......except Obama's for some strange reason. Most of his life was discovered after he was elected. We seem to be learning a bunch of shit that can't be verified about everyone else.....but Obama's life is practically a secret. And when you asked any of his spokespeople about his accomplishments.....they couldn't come up with one. What leadership positions did he hold? Nobody knew. Eventually they just said he was a community-organizer.....better known as a community-troublemaker.

So if the story about Carson thinking the Pyramids were created to store grain is true......considering the compulsive liar we've been dealing with the last 7 plus years, so the fuck what!!!
well, obama thought there were 57 states in the union. Funny stuff.

Obama fumbled over 'we've visisted 50 states in 7 days'. It was a verbal gaffe, off the cuff.And he's never stood by the idea that the US has 57 States.

Carson gave an elaborate theory.

“My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,” Carson – who last week overtook Republican rival Donald Trump for the first time in a national poll – told graduates in his address.

“Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it.

“And I don’t think it’d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain.”


Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs

This wasn't a verbal gaffe or a jumbling of words. This was an accurate expression of what Carson really thinks. And as of yesterday....Carson is gonna polish that turd:

Republican presidential hopeful stands by remarks made in 1998, but criticised ‘scientists’ who he said claimed pyramids were built by ‘alien beings’

Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs
But again, its irrelevant. Carson supporters don't give a fuck if they guy is factually accurate. Carson actually made up an entire West Point scholarship that was allegedly offered to him. And admitted this morning that he lied about the whole thing.

And it won't matter to his supporters. They don't care if he's actually right. They care if he *feels* right.
sort of like he fumbled Benghazi eh? funny stuff, the completed work of someone who knows very little about human life. Let four americans die. tsk, tsk.
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
really, oh really. Come now friend you can't really be that naive.
 
It would be cool to go back in Obama's history and pick his brain.......but we can't seem to find a whole lot about him or than the fact that he really wanted to raise the cost of energy for American consumers.

Now, why in the hell would he want to do that?

Every candidate's life is an open book......except Obama's for some strange reason. Most of his life was discovered after he was elected. We seem to be learning a bunch of shit that can't be verified about everyone else.....but Obama's life is practically a secret. And when you asked any of his spokespeople about his accomplishments.....they couldn't come up with one. What leadership positions did he hold? Nobody knew. Eventually they just said he was a community-organizer.....better known as a community-troublemaker.

So if the story about Carson thinking the Pyramids were created to store grain is true......considering the compulsive liar we've been dealing with the last 7 plus years, so the fuck what!!!
well, obama thought there were 57 states in the union. Funny stuff.

Obama fumbled over 'we've visisted 50 states in 7 days'. It was a verbal gaffe, off the cuff.And he's never stood by the idea that the US has 57 States.

Carson gave an elaborate theory.

“My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,” Carson – who last week overtook Republican rival Donald Trump for the first time in a national poll – told graduates in his address.

“Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it.

“And I don’t think it’d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain.”


Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs

This wasn't a verbal gaffe or a jumbling of words. This was an accurate expression of what Carson really thinks. And as of yesterday....Carson is gonna polish that turd:

Republican presidential hopeful stands by remarks made in 1998, but criticised ‘scientists’ who he said claimed pyramids were built by ‘alien beings’

Ben Carson: Egyptian pyramids were grain stores, not pharaohs' tombs
But again, its irrelevant. Carson supporters don't give a fuck if they guy is factually accurate. Carson actually made up an entire West Point scholarship that was allegedly offered to him. And admitted this morning that he lied about the whole thing.

And it won't matter to his supporters. They don't care if he's actually right. They care if he *feels* right.
sort of like he fumbled Benghazi eh? funny stuff, the completed work of someone who knows very little about human life. Let four americans die. tsk, tsk.

Wow. You're just commuted to ignoring the topic of the thread in any form, aren't you?
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
really, oh really. Come now friend you can't really be that naive.

If you have an argument to make or evidence to present, present it.

I won't hold my breath.
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
here's a picture of what an inside of one of those gigantic structures looked like;

spiral-ramp.jpg
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
this room is just tiny;

REU-EGYPT-TOMBRENOVATION.jpg
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
or maybe this version is a tight squeeze eh:

pyramids_3.jpg
 
You're referring to Ben Carson?
Grain was stored in a granary in almost every civilization. Get some rest loser.

Lol, and you still dont get it. ANYTHING that grain is stored in is a 'granary' as defined by function of the structure. But some structures are dual use, and could have been granaries at one point and repurposed for another.

roflmao, you are such a retard.

The pyramids had almost no chambers inside them. Making the 'grain storage' narrative embarrassingly ignorant.
really, oh really. Come now friend you can't really be that naive.

If you have an argument to make or evidence to present, present it.

I won't hold my breath.
go look at the pictures of inside typical pyramids. But hey watch out for those tiny chambers.
 

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