Dear Liberals: I Want a Divorce!

[Foxfyre]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Canada is socialist- ie they have good assistance programs (paid parental leave,etc), universal health care, with 86% approval, We had 34% in 2007. Now, of course, the brainwashed % has gone up, even with costs doubling just under BOOOOSH.

This is the SECOND Pub Depression/Great Recession, not communism, dolts.

"Were" is the word...

They're becoming more conservative every day....

At one point they were leaning socialist but now they're becoming more conservative socioeconomically....

Their health care system may be socialist but they're certainly flipping to classical liberalism at least.

 

[The T]

Canada is socialist- ie they have good assistance programs (paid parental leave,etc), universal health care, with 86% approval, We had 34% in 2007. Now, of course, the brainwashed % has gone up, even with costs doubling just under BOOOOSH.

This is the SECOND Pub Depression/Great Recession, not communism, dolts.

WHY do you wish to intersperse Failures?

Are you really this thick Franco?

 

[The T]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Yep. There!

 

[occupied]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Your energy monarchs will not be using it, especially not the bill of rights. Besides why would the new confederates not draft their own where Christian conservative ideological purity will be a requirement for office or that makes creationism the official policy or English the official language? In other words the friction here is the liberal interpretation of various portions of the constitution. Rewrite it to truly make conservative America the inflexible static society they seem to crave, leave the liberal constitution behind, it's conservatives who want to change it the most these days, now's your chance to set the founders true intention of corporate/religious domination in stone.

 

[The T]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Your energy monarchs will not be using it, especially not the bill of rights. Besides why would the new confederates not draft their own where Christian conservative ideological purity will be a requirement for office or that makes creationism the official policy or English the official language? In other words the friction here is the liberal interpretation of various portions of the constitution. Rewrite it to truly make conservative America the inflexible static society they seem to crave, leave the liberal constitution behind, it's conservatives who want to change it the most these days, now's your chance to set the founders true intention of corporate/religious domination in stone.

There are no 'Confederates' asshole.

Read the tenants of the OP.

 

[occupied]

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Your energy monarchs will not be using it, especially not the bill of rights. Besides why would the new confederates not draft their own where Christian conservative ideological purity will be a requirement for office or that makes creationism the official policy or English the official language? In other words the friction here is the liberal interpretation of various portions of the constitution. Rewrite it to truly make conservative America the inflexible static society they seem to crave, leave the liberal constitution behind, it's conservatives who want to change it the most these days, now's your chance to set the founders true intention of corporate/religious domination in stone.

There are no 'Confederates' asshole.

Read the tenants of the OP.

The OP is stupid, I'm exploring this need to purge the "real" America of impure thoughts and people. Liberals do not have this separatist impulse and do not sit around fantasizing about a ideologically pure society, it's creepy in a way.

 

[The T]

Your energy monarchs will not be using it, especially not the bill of rights. Besides why would the new confederates not draft their own where Christian conservative ideological purity will be a requirement for office or that makes creationism the official policy or English the official language? In other words the friction here is the liberal interpretation of various portions of the constitution. Rewrite it to truly make conservative America the inflexible static society they seem to crave, leave the liberal constitution behind, it's conservatives who want to change it the most these days, now's your chance to set the founders true intention of corporate/religious domination in stone.

There are no 'Confederates' asshole.

Read the tenants of the OP.

The OP is stupid, I'm exploring this need to purge the "real" America of impure thoughts and people. Liberals do not have this separatist impulse and do not sit around fantasizing about a ideologically pure society, it's creepy in a way.

NO the OP is an EXERCISE YOU deem stupid.

I like the idea.

 

[BDBoop]

 

[occupied]

There are no 'Confederates' asshole.

Read the tenants of the OP.

The OP is stupid, I'm exploring this need to purge the "real" America of impure thoughts and people. Liberals do not have this separatist impulse and do not sit around fantasizing about a ideologically pure society, it's creepy in a way.

NO the OP is an EXERCISE YOU deem stupid.

I like the idea.

Of course you like it, it assumes conservatives are perfect and are the natural intended rulers of this country. It's also 100% implausible in any universe just like conservative economic policy.

 

[flacaltenn]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Hi Fox -- As your red-headed libertarian step child - I've decided to support the idea that you and Daddy split up. Be a WHOLE lot quieter around the house. Don't know who Barbara Streisand or Jane Fonda are -- but get em out of here.

So If I'm gonna stay with you Mom... We need to talk about getting my own room.. Maybe South Carolina or at least New Hampshire. And I won't miss MOST of Hollywood, but you're gonna have to let me watch Colbert every night.. And you gotta stop preaching to my gay friend Mike and calling my Iranian teacher a terrorist...

And of course -- you'll have to take the camera out of my bedroom. I'm old enough now..

 

[The T]

The OP is stupid, I'm exploring this need to purge the "real" America of impure thoughts and people. Liberals do not have this separatist impulse and do not sit around fantasizing about a ideologically pure society, it's creepy in a way.

NO the OP is an EXERCISE YOU deem stupid.

I like the idea.

Of course you like it, it assumes conservatives are perfect and are the natural intended rulers of this country. It's also 100% implausible in any universe just like conservative economic policy.

Nope. Never claimed it...NEVER assumed it.

NEXT.

 

[rightwinger]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Conservative Land would have a Second Amendment........that's all they need

 

[oreo]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Very good---

 

[bayoubill]

The red states would have to create their own founders and I wonder who they might be? Maybe Donald Trump to start? Would love to see the Constitution they might write, or would it be rule by divine right? Nice to think about.

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Conservative Land would have a Second Amendment........that's all they need

Liberal Land would wish the Second Amendment existed if it didn't...

 

[francoHFW]

Canada is socialist- ie they have good assistance programs (paid parental leave,etc), universal health care, with 86% approval, We had 34% in 2007. Now, of course, the brainwashed % has gone up, even with costs doubling just under BOOOOSH.

This is the SECOND Pub Depression/Great Recession, not communism, dolts.

WHY do you wish to intersperse Failures?

Are you really this thick Franco?

Could you say that in English?

"Classical Liberals" is another wacko new theory only for ignorant dupes (like Hitler was a socialist arrrgh). Where did liberals denigrate the founding fathers or the constitution? More mindless, hateful propaganda from bought off propagandists of the greedy rich a huge BS machine you dupes parrot.

The FFs WERE the big government liberals of their day- The constitution and all its regulations and propections for citizens WAS big gov't then...compare it to monarchies and feudalism. And the FFs knew very well the constitution would be a guide to new regulations and protections as the USA grew and evolved...duh.
Pubs seem to want to go back to 16 hr days, 6 day weeks, pollution up to corporations, no protections for citizens- a banana Republic run by GREEDY STUPID Pub rich. Pffffft! Pub dupes! Read something-start with my sig, fools...ALL FACT

 

[The T]

Canada is socialist- ie they have good assistance programs (paid parental leave,etc), universal health care, with 86% approval, We had 34% in 2007. Now, of course, the brainwashed % has gone up, even with costs doubling just under BOOOOSH.

This is the SECOND Pub Depression/Great Recession, not communism, dolts.

WHY do you wish to intersperse Failures?

Are you really this thick Franco?

Could you say that in English?

"Classical Liberals" is another wacko new theory only for ignorant dupes (like Hitler was a socialist arrrgh). Where did liberals denigrate the founding fathers or the constitution? More mindless, hateful propaganda from bought off propagandists of the greedy rich a huge BS machine you dupes parrot.

The FFs WERE the big government liberals of their day- The constitution and all its regulations and propections for citizens WAS big gov't then...compare it to monarchies and feudalism. And the FFs knew very well the constitution would be a guide to new regulations and protections as the USA grew and evolved...duh.
Pubs seem to want to go back to 16 hr days, 6 day weeks, pollution up to corporations, no protections for citizens- a banana Republic run by GREEDY STUPID Pub rich. Pffffft! Pub dupes! Read something-start with my sig, fools...ALL FACT

I did asswipe. DEAL with it.

 

[rightwinger]

No way. The Leftists have been denigrating the Founders and their view of life for decades now and have never appreciated or respected the original intent of the Constitution. I haven't found any Leftists in a long time now who can even articulate the orignal purpose of the Constitution.

It goes to Conservative Land where the people understand. respect. and will implement that intent.

You folks in Liberal Land will no doubt have a copy of it to use as a guide to frame your own Constitution that reflects your views. Ours mostly doesn't.

Conservative Land would have a Second Amendment........that's all they need

Liberal Land would wish the Second Amendment existed if it didn't...

If you have a strong first amendment, you don't need a second

 

[Samson]

Canada is socialist- ie they have good assistance programs (paid parental leave,etc), universal health care, with 86% approval, We had 34% in 2007. Now, of course, the brainwashed % has gone up, even with costs doubling just under BOOOOSH.

This is the SECOND Pub Depression/Great Recession, not communism, dolts.

BOOOOOOSH!



You are a blithering idiot.

 

[Foxfyre]

Conservative Land would have a Second Amendment........that's all they need

Liberal Land would wish the Second Amendment existed if it didn't...

If you have a strong first amendment, you don't need a second

Well when you set up Liberal Land, you can have whatever amendments you want in your Constitution.