Donald And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[g5000]

Trump knew it was going to be a terrible day when he woke up with gum in his orange hair.

And it got worse.

The Daily Trail: Donald Trump's day started out bad. It got worse.

As of this morning, Hillary Clinton and her allies had reserved roughly $117 million in ad time between now and Election Day, including more than $20 million in key swing states over the next few weeks alone. The Trump figure for that same period, as of this morning, was $0. (There are no digits missing. That is "0," as in "zero," as in "none at all," which is also the amount of sleep GOP officials are getting right now, probably.)

Why hasn't the Trump campaign been spending the money? Tonight, we found out why: they don't have it.

At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton's campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump's campaign said nothing...until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.

Here's how bad: Ben Carson's campaign has more cash on hand right now than Trump's does.

More than a month ago, his team said he would be making good on his "self-funding" pledge by converting the loans he's made to his campaign — which accounted for nearly all the funds he'd provided — into a gift in the "near future." Since then, he has repeatedly referred to that gift in the past tense. If he's made good on the pledge, it's not evident on the form tonight, which lists more than $45 million in loans made or guaranteed by Trump, and less than $400,000 in outright contributions.

Just as I have been saying. Flipper will reimburse himself from the money he has spent on his campaign. He will take the money out of donations.

 

[Hossfly]

Trump knew it was going to be a terrible day when he woke up with gum in his orange hair.

And it got worse.

The Daily Trail: Donald Trump's day started out bad. It got worse.

As of this morning, Hillary Clinton and her allies had reserved roughly $117 million in ad time between now and Election Day, including more than $20 million in key swing states over the next few weeks alone. The Trump figure for that same period, as of this morning, was $0. (There are no digits missing. That is "0," as in "zero," as in "none at all," which is also the amount of sleep GOP officials are getting right now, probably.)

Why hasn't the Trump campaign been spending the money? Tonight, we found out why: they don't have it.

At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton's campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump's campaign said nothing...until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.

Here's how bad: Ben Carson's campaign has more cash on hand right now than Trump's does.

More than a month ago, his team said he would be making good on his "self-funding" pledge by converting the loans he's made to his campaign — which accounted for nearly all the funds he'd provided — into a gift in the "near future." Since then, he has repeatedly referred to that gift in the past tense. If he's made good on the pledge, it's not evident on the form tonight, which lists more than $45 million in loans made or guaranteed by Trump, and less than $400,000 in outright contributions.

Just as I have been saying. Flipper will reimburse himself from the money he has spent on his campaign. He will take the money out of donations.

I doubt if he will rob the Treasury like the Liberals do.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You're terrible at trolling Trump. You need practice

 

[ScienceRocks]

I don't think trump is taking this seriously anymore. He could well be a democratic mole the way he's fucking off.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I don't think trump is taking this seriously anymore. He could well be a democratic mole the way he's fucking off.

Or just a Democrat. As in a real democrat. Which would explain his cult following & inept campaign.

 

[Pogo]

Trump knew it was going to be a terrible day when he woke up with gum in his orange hair.

And it got worse.

The Daily Trail: Donald Trump's day started out bad. It got worse.

As of this morning, Hillary Clinton and her allies had reserved roughly $117 million in ad time between now and Election Day, including more than $20 million in key swing states over the next few weeks alone. The Trump figure for that same period, as of this morning, was $0. (There are no digits missing. That is "0," as in "zero," as in "none at all," which is also the amount of sleep GOP officials are getting right now, probably.)

Why hasn't the Trump campaign been spending the money? Tonight, we found out why: they don't have it.

At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton's campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump's campaign said nothing...until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.

Here's how bad: Ben Carson's campaign has more cash on hand right now than Trump's does.

More than a month ago, his team said he would be making good on his "self-funding" pledge by converting the loans he's made to his campaign — which accounted for nearly all the funds he'd provided — into a gift in the "near future." Since then, he has repeatedly referred to that gift in the past tense. If he's made good on the pledge, it's not evident on the form tonight, which lists more than $45 million in loans made or guaranteed by Trump, and less than $400,000 in outright contributions.

Just as I have been saying. Flipper will reimburse himself from the money he has spent on his campaign. He will take the money out of donations.

I doubt if he will rob the Treasury like the Liberals do.

Treasury, Schmesury. He cuttin' out da middleman. Takes it right from the gullibles, directly.

Where do you go to learn to do that? One of those.... what is that thing called......

..... oh yeah, a university.

 

[sealybobo]

I don't think trump is taking this seriously anymore. He could well be a democratic mole the way he's fucking off.

Or just a Democrat. As in a real democrat. Which would explain his cult following & inept campaign.

Wouldn't that be the best proof that Republican primary voters are really fucking stupid?

 

[sealybobo]

Trump knew it was going to be a terrible day when he woke up with gum in his orange hair.

And it got worse.

The Daily Trail: Donald Trump's day started out bad. It got worse.

As of this morning, Hillary Clinton and her allies had reserved roughly $117 million in ad time between now and Election Day, including more than $20 million in key swing states over the next few weeks alone. The Trump figure for that same period, as of this morning, was $0. (There are no digits missing. That is "0," as in "zero," as in "none at all," which is also the amount of sleep GOP officials are getting right now, probably.)

Why hasn't the Trump campaign been spending the money? Tonight, we found out why: they don't have it.

At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton's campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump's campaign said nothing...until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.

Here's how bad: Ben Carson's campaign has more cash on hand right now than Trump's does.

More than a month ago, his team said he would be making good on his "self-funding" pledge by converting the loans he's made to his campaign — which accounted for nearly all the funds he'd provided — into a gift in the "near future." Since then, he has repeatedly referred to that gift in the past tense. If he's made good on the pledge, it's not evident on the form tonight, which lists more than $45 million in loans made or guaranteed by Trump, and less than $400,000 in outright contributions.

Just as I have been saying. Flipper will reimburse himself from the money he has spent on his campaign. He will take the money out of donations.

I doubt if he will rob the Treasury like the Liberals do.

Treasury, Schmesury. He cuttin' out da middleman. Takes it right from the gullibles, directly.

Where do you go to learn to do that? One of those.... what is that thing called......

..... oh yeah, a university.

Trump U?

 

[couch protester]

Trump knew it was going to be a terrible day when he woke up with gum in his orange hair.

And it got worse.

The Daily Trail: Donald Trump's day started out bad. It got worse.

As of this morning, Hillary Clinton and her allies had reserved roughly $117 million in ad time between now and Election Day, including more than $20 million in key swing states over the next few weeks alone. The Trump figure for that same period, as of this morning, was $0. (There are no digits missing. That is "0," as in "zero," as in "none at all," which is also the amount of sleep GOP officials are getting right now, probably.)

Why hasn't the Trump campaign been spending the money? Tonight, we found out why: they don't have it.

At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton's campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump's campaign said nothing...until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.

Here's how bad: Ben Carson's campaign has more cash on hand right now than Trump's does.

More than a month ago, his team said he would be making good on his "self-funding" pledge by converting the loans he's made to his campaign — which accounted for nearly all the funds he'd provided — into a gift in the "near future." Since then, he has repeatedly referred to that gift in the past tense. If he's made good on the pledge, it's not evident on the form tonight, which lists more than $45 million in loans made or guaranteed by Trump, and less than $400,000 in outright contributions.

Just as I have been saying. Flipper will reimburse himself from the money he has spent on his campaign. He will take the money out of donations.

Is this what Trump trolling comes down to? TMZ Trump Media Zoo! Try a little harder and cease from posting these cheap Trump porn style stories. It's really becoming cheesy trash topics worst than Cinemax softcore porn flick

 

[couch protester]

Wouldn't that be the best proof that Republican primary voters are really fucking stupid?

Not stupid enough to allow stupid illegals to stay in America to make America Stupid Again! But you are.

 

[couch protester]

Trump U?

Illegal u?

 

[sealybobo]

Wouldn't that be the best proof that Republican primary voters are really fucking stupid?

Not stupid enough to allow stupid illegals to stay in America to make America Stupid Again! But you are.

It's the corporations that want that cheap labor. Stop being stupid. Trumps demagoging your ass.

Would you be happy if we made them all legal? Because one way or another corporate America needs more bodies not less. That's the sad truth they won't tell you.

Otherwise why let anyone else in? Clearly we need the help.

And we take what we can get. We take Muslims and Mexicans because Australians and Germans no longer want to come here.

I'm for cutting off all immigration but you know who doesn't like that idea? Corporations

 

[couch protester]

I don't think trump is taking this seriously anymore. He could well be a democratic mole the way he's fucking off.

Like when we were supposed to take Hussein Obama the Muslim mole seriously when he was fucking off putting America 12 trillion dollars deeper in debt to make Change?

 

[couch protester]

Wouldn't that be the best proof that Republican primary voters are really fucking stupid?

Not stupid enough to allow stupid illegals to stay in America to make America Stupid Again! But you are.

It's the corporations that want that cheap labor. Stop being stupid. Trumps demagoging your ass.

Would you be happy if we made them all legal? Because one way or another corporate America needs more bodies not less. That's the sad truth they won't tell you.

Otherwise why let anyone else in? Clearly we need the help.

And we take what we can get. We take Muslims and Mexicans because Australians and Germans no longer want to come here.

I'm for cutting off all immigration but you know who doesn't like that idea? Corporations

Wasted all your breath to sell me on a establishment candidate puppet called feminist Hitlery Clit. Sell me a bridge to.

 

[sealybobo]

Wouldn't that be the best proof that Republican primary voters are really fucking stupid?

Not stupid enough to allow stupid illegals to stay in America to make America Stupid Again! But you are.

It's the corporations that want that cheap labor. Stop being stupid. Trumps demagoging your ass.

Would you be happy if we made them all legal? Because one way or another corporate America needs more bodies not less. That's the sad truth they won't tell you.

Otherwise why let anyone else in? Clearly we need the help.

And we take what we can get. We take Muslims and Mexicans because Australians and Germans no longer want to come here.

I'm for cutting off all immigration but you know who doesn't like that idea? Corporations

Wasted all your breath to sell me on a establishment candidate puppet called feminist Hitlery Clit. Sell me a bridge to.

Actually GOP governor Rick Snyder sold us Michiganders a bridge we didn't need or want.

 

[Toro]

Trump doesn't need money, Trump's going to win by unleashing a fury of devastating Tweets against Hillary.

 

[FA_Q2]

You're terrible at trolling Trump. You need practice

How so?
Having no money is really bad at this stage. What is he going to run his campaign on - unicorn farts?

 

[LoneLaugher]

You're terrible at trolling Trump. You need practice

How so?
Having no money is really bad at this stage. What is he going to run his campaign on - unicorn farts?

Clearly, he intends to use the lamestream media and the billions of dollars of free advertising that they have given him.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"Trump is the campaign manager, chief strategist, lead organizer and every other senior role within the campaign. (Yes, Lewandowski 'managed' the campaign but only in the sense that he executed things that Trump asked him to do. 'Campaign implementer' is a more accurate title for what Lewandowski did.)

"The only way Trump's campaign changes in any meaningful way then is if Trump himself changes. He's rhetorically flicked at the idea of becoming 'more presidential' and insisted that if he is elected president he will act with much more gravitas. But, Trump keeps making that promise — remember how he said he was going to be more presidential once he won the primary? — and not keeping it.

"Why? Because people don't change. Especially very successful people who are 70 years old.

Republicans, your nominee has no earthly idea what he’s doing.

And all the red herring fallacies, lies, and personal attacks against Clinton won’t change that fact.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You're terrible at trolling Trump. You need practice

How so?
Having no money is really bad at this stage. What is he going to run his campaign on - unicorn farts?

Ask the tools who voted for him in the primary.