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He's 76 years old. He better get to carving.He does your landscaping? That explains the junky yard.Jesus is G-D.Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.Well to be accurate, Jesus did have a "relationship" with a prostitute.
Saint Mary Magdalene (/ˈmæɡdəlɪn, -liːn/; Hebrew: מרים המגדלית; original Biblical Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή María hē Magdalēnē, literally "Mary the Magdalene"),[1] sometimes called simply the Magdalene, was a Jewish woman who, according to the New Testament, traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said in the Gospels to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[2] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[3] more than most of the apostles.
The Gospel of Luke says seven demons had gone out of her,[Lk. 8:2] and the longer ending of Mark says Jesus had cast seven demons out of her.[Mk. 16:9] She is most prominent in the narrative of the crucifixion of Jesus, at which she was present, and the witness in all four Gospels of the empty tomb, which is central to narratives of Jesus' resurrection. She was also present two days later, immediately following the sabbath,[2] when, according to all four canonical Gospels,[Matthew 28:1–8] [Mark 16:9–10] [Luke 24:10] [John 20:18] she was, either alone or as a member of a group of women, the first to testify to the resurrection of Jesus.[4] John 20 and Mark 16:9 specifically name her as the first person to see Jesus after his resurrection.
Ideas that go beyond the gospel presentation of Mary Magdalene as a prominent representative of the women who followed Jesus have been put forward over the centuries.[2][3][5]
Mary Magdalene is considered to be a saint by the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran churches—with a feast day of July 22. Other Protestant churches honor her as a heroine of the faith. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers, the Orthodox equivalent of one of the Western Three Marys traditions. During the Middle Ages, Mary Magdalene was regarded in Western Christianity as a repentant prostitute or promiscuous woman,[6] claims not found in any of the four canonical gospels.[2]
or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels
I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!
But can he hit the curveball?
I know, right? I keep telling him he's not gonna get that grass cut with a baseball bat unless he carves it into a blade.
He's 76 years old. He better get to carving.He does your landscaping? That explains the junky yard.Jesus is G-D.Ah....Jesus is to Mary Magdalene as trump is to Stormy Daniels.
or.... Jesus:Mary Magdalene::trump:Stormy Daniels
I LOVE LOVE LOVE analogies!
But can he hit the curveball?
I know, right? I keep telling him he's not gonna get that grass cut with a baseball bat unless he carves it into a blade.
Then live with a junky yard. It suits you.He's 76 years old. He better get to carving.He does your landscaping? That explains the junky yard.
I know, right? I keep telling him he's not gonna get that grass cut with a baseball bat unless he carves it into a blade.
I realize that, so I can't crucify him for it.
They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.
View attachment 186615[/QUOTE]Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Depends on the century. Who is the current president? Who sent a thug to scare a mother who was with her child? Whose lawyer spent $130,000?
View attachment 186615Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Like ole Jesse did while consoling Clinton? That's where you got the idea, right?
They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.
I don't know where you got that. Cheating on your wife is wrong no matter who you are. But going after Trump for an alleged affair over ten years ago. To an affair that was done in time, in the oval office, and liberals said that his sex life was none of our business. You're hypocrites. Also, yes I think Trump is a piece of Shit for cheating, but it's better than Hillary being president.Like ole Jesse did while consoling Clinton? That's where you got the idea, right?
They will be citing 20 cases in the bible where Jesus said it is not only ok to cheat on your wife with a prostitute but required by 'god' to enter heaven. Then they'll all go out and cheat on their wives to shore up their beliefs.
The Clinton's have a three bedroom apartment in your mind. And as I thought the 'christianity' of almost all conservatives is subservient to their politics. Evangelicals are not Christians, they worship only the Republican Politburo.
No evidence of an "affair". At best he used her as a hooker.Why have an affair with an adult actress? No affair is okay. But an adult actress? Not normal at all. Bizarre.
It's an alleged affair, remember that. Just like Hillary's many alleged crimes, right?Why have an affair with an adult actress? No affair is okay. But an adult actress? Not normal at all. Bizarre.
I seem to recall several Evangelical leaders involved in their own sex scandals over the years. They need to mind their own business. As far as I'm concerned, Trump can hump any female that agrees to it. It's between him, his wife and any tramp that agrees to get in bed with him.
Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Depends on the century. Who is the current president? Who sent a thug to scare a mother who was with her child? Whose lawyer spent $130,000?
Which Democrat president faced rape and assault allegations, and which First Lady (who ran for president in 2016 and failed miserably) attacked the said president's accusers?
Because they are always telling the rest of the country how to live while following the nastiest and most corrupt man ever to be elected president. And these clowns are still complaining that Obama wasn't born here and Clinton lied about having a bj.
Why is the left so obsessed with evangelical “leaders”?
Are you talking about a Trump, or Clintoon?Mr. President, did you do it?
No, I am totally innocent.
Great! We will let our followers know that you are as pure as Jesus himself.
Thank you. I am more innocent than Jesus ever was.
Followed by a laying on of hands and prayers to fix the "fake media."
Depends on the century. Who is the current president? Who sent a thug to scare a mother who was with her child? Whose lawyer spent $130,000?
Which Democrat president faced rape and assault allegations, and which First Lady (who ran for president in 2016 and failed miserably) attacked the said president's accusers?
Which president BRAGGED about committing sexual assault?
Said he was going to take his accusers to court and never did?
And had unprotected sex with a porn star?
Most corrupt, divisive man aka Obama already served for eight years and the American people voted his incumbent crooked Hillary off the reservation.Because they are always telling the rest of the country how to live while following the nastiest and most corrupt man ever to be elected president. And these clowns are still complaining that Obama wasn't born here and Clinton lied about having a bj.
Why is the left so obsessed with evangelical “leaders”?
